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My brother, about my mom’s drink: I kind of want to drink it.

My dad: No! It’s been sitting there for at least a day

Me: The bottom is orange and the top is green.

*cue Dad and brother losing marbles*

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2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I love this😂

will YOU help me start a revolution?

everyone else has said no

y’know

new years resolutions and morals and all that

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1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

will YOU help me start a revolution?

everyone else has said no

y’know

new years resolutions and morals and all that

Absolutely I will!! Unnecessary bloodshed is my favorite!

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Just now, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Absolutely I will!! Unnecessary bloodshed is my favorite!

YOURE MY NEW FAVORITE HUMAN

LETS DO IT

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qUotE dUmP!!!!

YOU SHOULD ALL BE SCARED!!!!

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"I would be an excellent shark!" 

"I would be like... the hottest shark in the world though!" 

"I eat dead Girl Scouts for dinner only."

"Can you not eat my hand?"

"If all else fails, start talking about politics and people will leave you alone!"

"I don't go after men who are 133 years old... they come after me!"

~ @SmilingPanda19

 

 

Me and @Edema Rue:

Me: ...you just lost the game

Eddie: NOOOOO STICK

Eddie: HOW DARE YOU

Eddie: HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUU

Me: *makes cute face*

Me: 😙

Me: Sowwwwyyyyyy

Eddie: NO NO PUPPY DOG EYES

Eddie: I SHALL

Eddie: UH

Eddie: *squirts you with a spray bottle*

Me: *slurps*

Me: *more puppy eyes*

Eddie: fiiine 😭

Me: 🥰

 

 

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6 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I actually know French 

je peux un peu parler français.

I also totally know French.

Tu es une morve.

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i'm not quoting Bluey what are you talking about

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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28 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I also totally know French.

Tu es une morve.

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i'm not quoting Bluey what are you talking about

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, tu es très petite

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On 6/15/2024 at 6:35 AM, Edema Rue said:

will YOU help me start a revolution?

everyone else has said no

y’know

new years resolutions and morals and all that

can i help you?

On 6/16/2024 at 1:50 AM, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I actually know French 

je peux un peu parler français.

same here! duo comes in clutch

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and those endless french lessons in school I guess...

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"Pigs are bacon seeds." - @Spark of Hope

"EEWWWWWWWWW GEN Z wait I’m gen z too" - @Edema Rue

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For the record, I feel this, Eddie.

"Don’t roll high on persuasion or you might get into a relationship." - @Vyzkel Willbender

"BEHOLD: MY HAND" - @BlueWildRye

"But I pushed you off a cliff tho" - @Through The Living Glass

"*eats breadstick*" - @TwinSouls

"*screaming and children flying in the back round*" - @Anguished_One

"our best bet is to ready the potato cannons and prepare to fire down on them!" - @RoyalBeeMage

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3 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Pigs are bacon seeds." - @Spark of Hope

"EEWWWWWWWWW GEN Z wait I’m gen z too" - @Edema Rue

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For the record, I feel this, Eddie.

"Don’t roll high on persuasion or you might get into a relationship." - @Vyzkel Willbender

"BEHOLD: MY HAND" - @BlueWildRye

"But I pushed you off a cliff tho" - @Through The Living Glass

"*eats breadstick*" - @TwinSouls

"*screaming and children flying in the back round*" - @Anguished_One

"our best bet is to ready the potato cannons and prepare to fire down on them!" - @RoyalBeeMage

...When did I say that!?

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