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23 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

"Wizzy's my bro" ~ @Edema Rue

"Wizzy's my dad" ~ @Ancient Elantrian

"Wizzy's my mom" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

":O Not Mr. Peckerhead!!" ~ @WhyEverNot_8

 

"He's pretty typical for a teenage guy... white, racist, and good at passing out, you know?" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

"And you're a waste of a perfectly good coffin!!!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative to me

WHEN DID I SAY THAT

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my sister: i know you know where it is

me: I know that you know that I know where it is

my sister: I know that you know that I know that you know where it is

me counting on my fingers: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know where it is.

my sister: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know where it is.

me:...

my sister:...

me: its over on the table next to the couch.

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49 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Some quotes from the days I was gone!

"Let's go rage frolicking!" - My friend

"We're drunk on stargazing..." - My other friend

"I feel like a dead fish." - My other other friend

"Sinful applesauce!" - Me

I want to taste the sinful applesauce

also: “it’s Mormon champagne!” - my friend

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6 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

So maybe we can't eat the sinful applesauce, but we can certainly try the Mormon champagne, right?

Yeah you can

WARNING: do not read if you don’t want to know what Mormon champagne is

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Okay then:

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You sure?

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Positive?

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It’s just apple cider

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Yeah you can

WARNING: do not read if you don’t want to know what Mormon champagne is

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Okay then:

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You sure?

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Positive?

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It’s just apple cider

 

 

 

 

Wait really? I thought it was ginger ale 😂

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1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Wait really? I thought it was ginger ale 😂

It’s to replace champagne at new years, ya know the whole pop the cork stuff(also I’ve only had Canada Dry ginger ale from the plastic bottles, not glass ones)

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