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On 8/24/2024 at 7:37 PM, Kajsa said:

blblbkbk bdjwweewwewwwwwwjjkjjjskx jeKn” -@shortcake’s cat

Wonderful words of wisdom

"Some of the violas are fish; they don't need to breathe." -Orchestra teacher

... @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug you're a viola right? Are you a fish?

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Weird convo between me and @Aeternum

Me: blowing up aet’s front door when it won’t open.

aet: sighs as he hears the sound of something exploding (he'd bet on it being the front door - he's noticed that very few people risk blowing up his personal office door

me: Well obviously no one would blow up your personal door. You would destroy most epics and weaken mine massively if not also defeate. The front door is for intimidation.

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5 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

“‘I'M A WOMEN IN THIS RP,’ JM said calmly.” - @J. Magi

Women plural, which makes it even funnier. Also since it’s all caps it doesn’t seem very calm lol

Spoiler

it was a reference to the Dumbledore meme lol

ALSO I DIDN'T NOTICE IT WAS PLURAL LOL BUT THAT'S PERFECT

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"there is something funny about a love story between a choco lab an' a recently-revived vulpix, when in the source, one's in a closeted homo relationship with a mixed breed, and the other likely would've been traumatized into perpetual chastity if she survived." -me, again, because i keep forgetting everything my friends say. 

this is tied to the fanfic su i posted a bit ago.

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My friend: “Once I get my phone the first thing I’m gonna do is text my girlfriend.”

Me: “You have a girlfriend?”

My friend: “no, which means I need to get one before I get my phone, which is in about fifteen minutes.”

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