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Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*sigh* Dam.

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"dam: the mother of a horse."

 

Let's just not make a colt out of it.

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Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I might have to bale out soon, if this keep going on.

But it behooves us to continue making puns!

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behooves: it is a duty or responsibility to

 

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you two are so filly. you might need to rein this in a bit before it gaits at all sour.

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sour: A horse that exhibits competition burnout through undesired behavioral problems, including a disinterest in work

 

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So it's not really quote, but I'm not sure where else to put this, so...

Here's what happened on Monday:

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Me: *walked out into hallway with bf*

Bf: *made a confused face and pointed down the hallway*

Me: *turns and sees 5 boys wearing poptart boxes on their heads, one carrying a toaster*

Boy 1: *plugged in toaster at random outlet in hallway*

Boy 2: *pulled out a bag with two toaster waffles in it and set it in front of toaster*

Boys 3, 4, and 5: *kneeled before toaster and started bowing to it*

Me: huh

Bf: why

*Bf and I walk away*

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32 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

So it's not really quote, but I'm not sure where else to put this, so...

Here's what happened on Monday:

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Me: *walked out into hallway with bf*

Bf: *made a confused face and pointed down the hallway*

Me: *turns and sees 5 boys wearing poptart boxes on their heads, one carrying a toaster*

Boy 1: *plugged in toaster at random outlet in hallway*

Boy 2: *pulled out a bag with two toaster waffles in it and set it in front of toaster*

Boys 3, 4, and 5: *kneeled before toaster and started bowing to it*

Me: huh

Bf: why

*Bf and I walk away*

I need to get my friends to do this.

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This is my Senior Prank.

Not taping pieces of paper with “Gullible” printed on them, to the ceiling, I am going to take as many pop-tart boxes as I can, make hats/helmets out of them, and bring a toaster to school.

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I’ve got a year or two to prepare…
Fear me, [Redacted] High School! 😈

 

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