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“I cut out his heart!! It’s delicious! Especially covered in ice cream!” - Little brother (it’s his 8th birthday!)

”Ahhh yes, I absolutelyadore vital organs covered in ice cream!” - Me. In my brain.

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"I wouldn't touch that guy with a ten foot pole. To be fair though, I wouldn't touch anyone with a ten foot pole, so interpret that however you want."

 

DON'T STEAL THAT ONE I'M GOING TO USE IT FOR A BOOK

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1 hour ago, Anguished_One said:

 I am angry, and I tell everyone that unless they want to be blown up, they'd better not touch my jet anymore.” - @Through The Living Glass

I just read this one!!

RUNNING AND SCREAMING IS A PRODUCTIVE THING PEOPLE IN SOCIETY DO!!! - @Ancient Elantrian

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12 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I just read this one!!

RUNNING AND SCREAMING IS A PRODUCTIVE THING PEOPLE IN SOCIETY DO!!! - @Ancient Elantrian

How dare you beat me in putting this here. *mutters* Idea stealer

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

It is!

 

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45 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Suffering is not a bad thing. - @BlueWildRye

Yyyyyyeah but it was more like

@Vyzkel Willbender - "Are they supposed to scream?"

@BlueWildRye - "Suffering is not a bad thing."

in succession.

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“Surprising her [her being Veil] with iced coffee is my favorite sport” - @Anguished_One

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a half-Shin half Azish ex-ardent Edgedancer turned to Odium but then redeemed and reformed as a Stoneward who lives in Shadesmar to build...“ - Argent

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14 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

You forgot a word or two… but I’ll allow it

One word, and I took it off the front, so technically it means the same thing because of science

mark rober taught me that

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