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29 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Speaking from experience here, this is simply something you have to accept when you get a boyfriend. 🙄😂

However I would still like to express empathy for your situation. Have a cookie. *cookie*

*munches on cookie and pouts in corner* 

Boyfriend job is to give me love and attention and his wallet hrmph (im joking honey shhhh)

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5 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

*munches on cookie and pouts in corner* 

Boyfriend job is to give me love and attention and his wallet hrmph (im joking honey shhhh)

You forgot to include that they must also tease the girlfriend constantly.

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7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

🤣🤣🤣

 

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

You forgot to include that they must also tease the girlfriend constantly.

Hrmph. I shall now be grumpy girlfriend even though he says he might visit and im literally jumping off the walls

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4 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

And also show them the Dog of Wisdom video every single day. 

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If you haven't seen it, it is amazing: 

 

 

That is...

The single most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Thank you for blessing me with this wisdom.

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Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

That is...

The single most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Thank you for blessing me with this wisdom.

There’s also a second one now.

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3 hours ago, Experience said:

I think you forgot a comma there. It should be:

i dont

i don't think, that logics

therefore it does logics and we are both nerds :).

um

um no

no not quite

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8 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

And also show them the Dog of Wisdom video every single day. 

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If you haven't seen it, it is amazing: 

 

 

That’s a good wisdom. 

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1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

NO YOU DONT you have the whole rest of the shard!!

bbut-

Ive never eaten any of them before

we have a bond unlike any other

therefore nerd it is

55 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

A can be a nerd with you!

shhhhhhh your not helping my cause haha

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6 minutes ago, Experience said:

bbut-

Ive never eaten any of them before

we have a bond unlike any other

therefore nerd it is

shhhhhhh your not helping my cause haha

🤣🤣🤣

“Ive never eaten any of them before

we have a bond unlike any other” @Experience

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@SmilingPanda19

he sent me more.

“I’ll consider your trade mister magic man”

“Did you get to the underworld?”

“Via la revolution”

“U S A buckaroos!”

“It’s not even hangover!”

“Her fashion rivals the fashion gods”

“WHICH CHILD DID YOU LEAVE”

“You have to take care of Rasputin.”

“Would you love me if I was a curtain rod?”

“I HOLD ALL THE POWER”

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