The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Aes Sedai said: On a stickier note, we trimmed our trees yesterday and now I have several hundred sticks littering my yard. Trimming trees, huh? Sticks all over the yard, huh? I’m not sure if this is blasphemous or a blessing from The Stick (may His Stickiness be praised) Edited March 20, 2023 by TheAlpha929 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said: Trimming trees, huh? Sticks all over the yard, huh? I’m not sure if this is blasphemous or a blessing from The Stick (may His Stickiness be praised) Well I guess we could interpret verse 35:8 of the ancient stick texts as the trees holding the sticks on their branches against the sticks' will. So in theory, the sticks were freed from their bondages. Edited March 20, 2023 by solarcat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 ferrel cats? I thought those were the things on stringed instruments' bows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: ferrel cats? I thought those were the things on stringed instruments' bows. Well I guess in this context they aren't. Also in my opinion, ferrel cats are far more superior than feral cats, domestic cats, and domestic dog cats. Edited March 20, 2023 by solarcat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 but... what about... Spoiler ferrel dogs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: but... what about... Hide contents ferrel dogs? Oh no ferrel dogs aren't anywhere near as skilled in their feruchemical abilities as ferrel cats. Edited March 20, 2023 by solarcat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Ferrel cats! Yes! *continues to chew on The Stick* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 That... what... *carefully places the actual STICK on the Altar* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 *Appears on The Altar and starts chewing THE STICK* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 *The STICK begins to vibrate with POWER* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 (edited) Ferrel cats lived in lands to the North and previously esteemed themselves for their organized coalition of clans, hierarchy, and their equal division of land parcels. Albeit, as mentioned earlier, things had recently changed because of divisive religous beliefs. New revelations of a vibrating and sentient stick were quickly spread throughout the clans. More cats were joining the sticky stick clan (dominated by the stick cult beliefs) day by day. Edited March 20, 2023 by solarcat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 but... ferrel dogs have a secret weapon. They are all Mistborn. And some are full feruchemists. That means some are Fullborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 ... Now I need to know what animals are the Hemalurgists 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 (edited) but the ferrel dogs... they didn't have the power of the stick religion on their side! In fact they were heretics of the cult- Edited March 21, 2023 by solarcat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 No they weren't! The ferrel dogs were the ones that founded our cult religion! They are the most loyal! They just were persecuted for their beliefs and have been unable to come back to us. 47 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said: ... Now I need to know what animals are the Hemalurgists I think it's the monkeys. And the cows. and any animal that got spiked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Google translated the stick interlude: Spoiler We are here Have you ever had a bad day? gamba nti hi hi hi hi fi H.W. This is how it happened! Hmmm, I'm sorry, friend? We are here H.W. We are here We are here We are here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 6 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Google translated the stick interlude: Reveal hidden contents We are here Have you ever had a bad day? gamba nti hi hi hi hi fi H.W. This is how it happened! Hmmm, I'm sorry, friend? We are here H.W. We are here We are here We are here That's... only a bit spooky... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 On 3/21/2023 at 4:21 PM, NerdyAarakocra said: Google translated the stick interlude: Reveal hidden contents We are here Have you ever had a bad day? gamba nti hi hi hi hi fi H.W. This is how it happened! Hmmm, I'm sorry, friend? We are here H.W. We are here We are here We are here Stick is going to, or already has infected our minds Radiance style Spoiler Hollow knight reference 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat she/her Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 (edited) ferrel cat spotted; Edited March 26, 2023 by solarcat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted March 26, 2023 Report Share Posted March 26, 2023 *GESP* THAT'S A FULL FERUCATMIST! HE KNOWS OUR SECRETS NOW!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cone Slice Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 A cult? On a forum? huh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 Now you must join!!! Hahaha!!! PRAISE THE STICK!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 PRAISE BE THE ONE TRUE STICK!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 YESSSSSSSSSSSS ––––––––––––––––––––––––– 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 Just now, TheAlpha929 said: ––––––––––––––––––––––––– ???????????????? Why? I have discovered something weird. If you put on the strike through before you change the color and highlights, it doesn't show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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