Lightsworn Panda

Siopao or 小包子 filling is actually best made with pork. I know how to make them (sort of) too. They definitely don't have cat meat (... I think)

(Dammit, should have said Pushing and Pulling is illegal. Too late now.)

We don't only have kiwifruit. We have every food possible. No recipe or food is safe from us. Closed door business, hey? Hon hon hon (Stereotypical French chuckle).

Jain smiled and sipped his tea. The toy panda was placed next to him. Both were facing outside the room, watching the Highstorm through tightly closed shutters. It was amazing how much destruction a Highstorm could cause. From the glint in the toy's eyes, it was probably thinking the same thing. A boulder flew past his building, blown this far from the plains it came from by the winds of the Highstorm. Fortunately, it wasn't a particularly large rock. The natural windblades of Kholinar also created a good windbreak, lessening the force of the storm. Jain finished his tea. It was always sad how quickly a cup of tea could disappear when he was drinking it. Why couldn't the cup-makers make their cups larger? Like, bucket sized? It would probably be unhealthy, but who cares? At least he could savor the taste of tea for longer, without having to refill.

So it's over a woman? Everyone gets dumped once in a while. Dammit, even Advice Mallard has been dumped. Like I said, apologize to her. if she is outside of 17 Shard, then you can always rebuild your relationships (besides, how could a forum ruin your life). If she is in 17 Shard, then congratulations on having the only successful forum relationship I have ever known excluding Chaos and Contrary. There's no need to mope and go downhill about it. Give it a couple of days (and a few video games) and you'll get over it.

Quick question, wilson. Do we have to have our Death Tweet revealed the day after we died, or do we have to pre-send them?

Jee... I thought this thread was a thread about Items...

A GENETICALLY ENHANCED AND VERY INTELLIGENT PANDA! There is only one in the world and Roshar. In all seriousness, Urithiru, the city of the Knights Radiant.

A Queen shouldn't ask for followers, even if she is desperate. You can trust the Wafflesworn as far as you can pay. They are really a mercenary guild. Chaos, how are your relationships with your possible spouse and fiancee contrary the Wafflesworn? Get a room, you two.

Just because you're a bad person doesn't mean you have to abstain from going on a website. So what if you hurt people? So what if you are not a good person? Bury and learn from your mistakes. Make amends against those you have wronged. You can't be the person who you want to be because you ALREADY ARE the person you want to be. You only look at your own sins. Look at your virtues. The perfect person you dream to be is simply being weighed down by negativeness. Why look at the downsides of everything? Look at the upsides! Lost a job? Find a new one. Lost a friend? Make a new one or apologize. Lost an arm? Count yourself lucky that you haven't lost the other one. Lwd, do me a favor. Look at your life again, in the view of one of your peers or friends. Find your virtues. If you can't, find the people that care for you, and the things you like or like you. Don't say you have nothing good. Good and Bad are just different sides of a leaf.

Jeez... what are you guys going to tell the insurance agents and the real estate managers? (continues munching on kiwifruit while sitting on pillar)

The Newcagos are deader than a dead duck's toenail.

Oh wow. the navy is here. Wonder whose side they'll pick?

Hey, don't be so negative about leaving. Say that you are on a Mission! For Glory! Keep reading Brandon books!

Is this a D-Gray Man reference? Yay! More fun to watch.

Oh, come on. A Terminator Cat, a genetically enhanced Panda, a pair of loaded dice and an immortal Tyrant disguised as an admin has already participated in this discussion. An ambulatory fish was expected.

Congrats, Chaos. You just made sure that they will never change their picture. I was thinking of photoshopping something for them, but now they'll never accept it.

Jain watched the deranged man wandering the streets, of all times, right before a Highstorm that had been announced earlier that day by the Stormwarden. It was interesting how the insane and the evil always thrived in chaos and death. Asphodel had let Jain take some of his food, after much persuasion. People could be very stingy during riots, too. Kholinar was no exception.

A MILLION UPVOTES TO YOU MY FANTASTIC AND ENLIGHTENED FRIEND!! How do you add pictures (not as an attachment) to your posts?

Maybe it's because there are no Courts in the options...

Finally! Something truly worth Spectating! Edit: Just saying, You have 2 Lords of Chaos. Newcago?

I'm going to cry from happiness

Khas, I'm not sure if I should Tactical Facepalm or just die laughing (again). Wurm, nice hidden RP message.

Joe, you have an unique Smedry Talent: Most of your topics have already been taken.

As an Observer, I'm not allowed to participate, but I do recommend an alliance with the Catquisitors, They share similar Ideals.