Lightsworn Panda

I'm not really sure. (Absently takes free Waffle)

Yep. You can pretty much Elsecall anywhere, especially with our special devices.

Losses? What losses? (stuffs waffle into pocket) Sure. Where do I sign?

Hmm... You have defenses against the typical pests. But what about: Waffle-loving chulls Flour-fetish chasmfiends Butter-hating koloss Rotspren Flying Dorito Ships A certain toy panda Other abnormalities.

(Dammit, looks like the free food is gone... for now) There won't be any need for negotiations, Delight. We aren't children who are bickering over scraps. Thank you for reinstating the peace, contrary. Here, you can have this (tosses contrary a toy panda). (That's right, it's him! Sanderson Elimination Quick Fix Game 2 is up for signing up! Who wants to join?)

Hoid would be my awesome substitute teacher who never sets work and let's us have free-time!

... Never guessed that Listening right now to Nyan Cat 10 hours nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya...

It's not always rats that steal the food

If I remember correctly, it was you who SET THE KITCHEN STAFF ON ME. I was acting in pure self-defense. Also, I harmed no-one in the process.

Do the cinnamon challenge... WITH ALUMINIUM

Jain sat in a burnt building that overlooked Kholinar Proper, juggling a few stones and his toy panda out of boredom (That's right, it's back!). It didn't appear to be showing any emotion. Some people would call him weird to be so attached to his unnamed toy, but he found the toy very intriguing. Maybe it was a trick of light, but the toy sometimes seemed to show... a darker side. Below Jain, mobs of people were roving about, scavenging and looting. Jain smiled wryly. Such a great city, built upon the sweat and labor of thousands, brought down and ruined by a single spoiled woman. Grabbing his toy, Jain stopped juggling and let the rocks drop. One of them hit a passerby below in the head, instantly cracking his skull and killing him. Jain raised an eyebrow. That was going to make an interesting story to tell in the Tranquilline Halls. Hefting his pack of belongings onto his shoulder, Jain turned to leave the building. Before he left the building, though, Jain checked on his toy panda. Its smile looked a tad larger than usual. Anyone looking forward to seeing more of my toy panda?

I WANT THEM NOW OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF A PANDA !!!!! (You sure this isn't a joke thread? Reddit has plenty of 'em) Talking about reddit, anyone heard of Soviet Creepypastas?

He'll be stewing over that for a long time... (badum tsh)

Every Apprentice is now a Journeyman, since they've spent enough time in the Guild. And, everyone, please welcome Theorymaker, our new member!

Excellent choice, Theorymaker! Welcome to the Observer's Guild! I hereby name you a Journeyman. Take your Items and go have fun with them (clears throat) I mean use them responsibly.

(Rises out of grave with a grave worm) Did I miss anything? (Drops worm into specimen jar)

Hey hey hey, wait a second! (Elsecalss Smurf back into room and locks doors) You do realize that the Wafflesworn won't be very happy with you, since they're the food suppliers of Newcago. And I just happen to have accidentally locked you into a room full of them.

Soulcast and Forge yourself into a PANDA!

(Dies laughing)

(Rubs eyebrows) Oh dear... Here comes another Great Reread for me.

Attack on Titan is violent? Watch/Read Hellsing or Bezerk.

The following pictures can barely express my amazement

Totally no WoR spoilers or anything (I recommend spoiler tags)

Aha! This thread has been reAwakened again! When you're in a mineral-science class and you're surprised that no one is even attempting to ingest the exotic metals that are before them.

If only he'd come to Australia...