Lightsworn Panda

(Takes entire carton of snow cones) Mmm, yum. I agree with you Swim. Join the Observers, if you want.

I think they're in season... Nope, but I do have a crate of 'em.

The standard pay is the enjoyment of watching clans/groups declaring war on each other. But I could order an extra shipment of kiwifruit. And pomegranates.

Even though the recent conversation has been quite amusing, I'm afraid this thread is for those who wish to join the Observer's Guild.

Yeah... I know there's a coincidence. Sadly, its not headed by him. Funnily enough, Observer hasn't been active for 11 days.

Hmm... I'd like to add my newly-founded guild, the "Observer's Guild". You can join and find out more about it here. We are pretty much what it's called: an observer's guild.

Precisely, Swim.

Recently, there's been an explosion in the number of clans/groups and their members. Many of us, however, are Unaligned. I am creating a new Guild by the name of "The Observer's Guild". We do not take part in wars and arguments, but we can observe, meddle and suggest. Kinda like Hoid. We have 3 Ideals: I will not take any side in a conflict or discussion I will not actively intervene (we can still meddle) in a conflict or discussion, unless the Observers Guild is provoked into doing so. I will not join any other faction except the Observers Guild (i.e no defecting) We are a largely pacifist guild, and we can only declare war if a vote is called (any member can declare a vote) and a 2:1 ratio is achieved. We are quite like the Unaligned, just a bit more... Hoidish and organised. Recruitment is open to everyone. Unaligned, Feathers, Newcagos, even Shrooms. You may all join, so long as you swear to Keep the 3 Ideals. Breaking them will result in expulsion (minor infringement won't) . You may take a side if you are playing Sanderson Elimination or some other RP. in short, we observe and comment. Who wants to sign up? We're not all that scary and serious. ​ Current Members are (we're ranked like a guild): Lightsworn Panda (Founder and Leader) PorridgeBrick (Master Worldhopper) MozytheHealer (Master Observer) Sunshine (Journeyman) Surgebound Rainspren (Journeyman) Gaz (Journeyman) Theorymaker (Journeyman) TwiLyghtSansSparkles (Honorary Chef) Geoffray (Journeyman) Bow Tie Bandit (Journeyman) TheSilverDragon (Journeyman) dants (Journeyman) inexorablePanda (Journeyman and Assistant Cook) Guild Symbol:

ARRGH! Upon reflection, I realized yesterday was a terrible day. Not only was my "magnificent" plan kicked into overdrive, shutdown and restarted, I also acted inappropriately and immaturely (yes, I have the mood swings of a unicorn on crack. That's why my title is "Very Mercurial"). You could say yesterday was one of my hyperactive-melodramatic-inconsistent-jacked-up days. I'm in one of my more level-headed moods. Joe, I apologize for my behavior and hostilities towards you. Thank you for your defense on my behalf. A noob like me doesn't deserve such mercy. Aonar, it was good to know you. That's funny. I told everyone you had a spanreed, yet they still voted you I'm going to abstain from nearly everything now. And please, don't bring up my inconsistencies.

I thoroughly agree with you, Delightful. These spammers are shattering my (already fragile) sanity. I DO NOT WANT BLACK MAGIC INSTRUCTIONS OR WHATEVER THE NINE HELLS THEY ARE. I feel like downvoting every spam post.

You've probably seen her around, Elsa. She's written TONS if fan fiction.

Just saying, I would not insult a faction larger than yours, Swim. They've already declared war on the Shroomites. They only want your alliance.

When you complain of stomach pains and your doctor finds coins in your gut. (Yeah! First popular post!)

He Leeroy Jenkin'ed Leeroy Jenkins.

... Trigger-happy much? Never mind me. I'm just observing again. Continue on with your business.

Aha! This is going to be interesting. The Feathers are meeting the Newcagos. And of all the members they send, it's the most trigger-happy and loyal.

Seeing as we're all set and ready for conflict, how bout you start a new thread declaring war on the Shroomites?

Damnation. Seems like you can;t add people into existing conversations. (Sigh) I came up with a magnificent plan last night. It went downhill when I got voted. Never mind. I'll tell you guys about it after this game. Thanks for the defense, Joe. Sadly, I still doubt you. Hopefully, my death will clarify some things. Jain stared at the checker board. Sitting across him was his toy panda. it had a curious look in its eyes. In reality, Jain was playing himself. The toy was for comic relief. Jain looked sadly at his side of the board. His strategy had failed, and he had almost lost. Edit: Color

(Looks at GMT time) (Scratches face off) See, this is what sucks about living in Australia. We're always behind on everything. More time to plan, then. Tion, I really need to contact you now.

It's almost night time. I have the most votes, so I'm gonna kick the bucket. First, then, let me voice my suspicions. I suspect Macen and Joe are GB. Both are/will be in possession of a Soulcaster, but no one has killed them. remember the second goal: Obtain a Shardblade and Soulcaster. Aonar has a spanreed. I was in contact with him. I had a plan, but I don't have time. Ave Maria, everyone.

Looks like everyone is intent on voting me out. That's funny. The second objective of the GB are to obtain the Soulcaster and Shardblade. So why aren't they knifing Macen and Joe? Macen, after all, has a Soulcaster. Tion, or someone in contact with Tion, I need to urgently speak to you via spanreed. I have a plan, and not much time.

Yep. So long as you understand Chinese. And whatever you do, NEVER order food from a restaurant that doesn't look fancy and professional. You do NOT want to know what they put in the food.

Hmm... I agree Joe. Sprenil was never proven innocent. He's also awfully quiet. I still won't vote, though. I trying to abstain as much as I can. From the lack of Shardblade and Grandbow kills, I think most of them are in the hands of Nobles. I haven't seen anything about this, so I'm going to ask this. Will we be told if someone was robbed by the thief? If not, I suggest we announce if we have been robbed.

Yup. Besides, there's too much pollution (I've been to China dozens of times, and never have I seen a blue sky. There's too much pollution covering it).

The Pandas are sworn to abstinence, but they will participate if angered.