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Greek Mythology Nerd: So how'd you guys become gods, anyway?
Psyche: I captured the heart of Eros and, after much tragedy and many difficult labors, I finally earned my place as a goddess that I might live with him forever.
Hercules: How much time do you have? Because it's not so much a long story as a whole bunch of really long stories that usually start with "unfortunately for Hercules, Hera spent that morning thinking about her husband's latest affair."
Glaucus: I, uh, I ate some weird grass and next thing you know, I've got a fish tail and sailors are asking me for help.
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Hercules:
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Glaucus: Yeah, I don't get it either.
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Dionysius: So I 'altered' some grape juice, and apparently everyone just decided that it was good?
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Zeus: "Nonsense my boy! Have you any idea how much of this stuff the mortals are giving us? With this much enhanced vinifera blood, Olympus will be a haven for millenia!"
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