A Secret Corner

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! @"Kale"adin You don't sound like you're all you green'ed up to be, so I think you need some pun-ishing to get you straight! First, we can't boil you, as you would just fall apart, so we'll first throw you down a ste(am) cliff! Then, we are going to splint you entirely with marjoram! If you're be-tasting(having) alright, we'll have to throw in some corn as well! there, got that flavor of pun in... But then we're going to Ruin you, barely Preserving your life! We'll have Dominion over you until you're Endowed with Devotion to flavor, but by then, Odium to us! If you beg for some Autonomy, we have a fine pot for that! We will steam and spice, till the only Ambition you'll Honor is your taste! After that, the only thing left will be your drive for Survival! Enough Pun-ishment yet?

Hmm.... it looks like I would need to Endow someone with enough Devotion to care for that wound, though that would be some extreme healing powers.

Honor his reputation then if you must Why don't you Cultivate a sense of pity for others, instead of having Dominion over all of Humoria!

You need not worry about Preserving his pun's integrity!

Your welcome, but it would be warmest with this freshly baked, nice warm plate of cookies!

Hello and welcome to the 17th Shard. Based on what you said, you should read all of Mistborn (if you haven't already), the Reckoner's trilogy, Arcanum Unbounded (it is great ), and the Alcatraz series (for kids, but its actually pretty interesting, as well as comical). I hope to see great theories, lurking, and other activities from you here on the Shard. Have A cookie and some upvotes (note: cookies go best with the upvote, and @DarkJester has the right idea, though I made mine *ahem* fresh) (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.) and @bleeder, I finally beat you to a post!

Okay, Bendalloy so... Hurt Bendalloy Heal Atium (with updated to proper) 15. Cadmium--21 16. Bendalloy--26 17. Atium--18

Always good to hear of another theorist. Like doctors, farmers,... and I don't know... morticians and cooks? We can never have enough of them. As always, i bring the cookies. Sometimes a bit late, but I always deliver! (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.)

That's why I only offered a single cookie

Why yes, yes it is... heal Atium, hurt Bendalloy 15. Cadmium--20 16. Bendalloy--29 17. Atium--23

Hurt Bendalloy, hurt Cadmium, heal Atium 15. Cadmium--20 16. Bendalloy--32 17. Atium--23

I haven't gotten my hands on White Sand yet either. and... Ooh, quantum mechanics. Fun stuff, I'll talk to you all about it in this dark alley, in which I have some cookies too!

Hmm...All of Asimov's works are pretty interesting... If you were to read his, he has a little adult content in his books, but his Foundation/ Empire/ and whatever you call the stuff here universe has some rather interesting things going on. I would warn all that as he was a writer in 1940-s through the 80's. His prose is of an older style, and a bit difficult at first. Orson Scott Card also has a lot of interesting science fiction and fantasy. (if you haven't read in all of his Ender's Game universe. It is extensive and is also very interesting. My recommendation would be to start with Ender's Game, then Ender's Shadow, then the Earth (x) series (about the first formic war), and Swarms. After that, you can read just about whatever, either continue with Ender, or read the Shadows series.)

Oh you need pewter? *Sounds of people screaming and blood splattering across fine tiles baking and the smell of blood in the air fine cooking...*

Its nice to meet you Animus, and I'm glad to hear that you've enjoyed Brandon's works! My recommendations right now would be that you finish the Reckoner's Trilogy after Warbreaker, or start reading the Stormlight Archive. Both are loads of fun. As a welcome to the shard, have a complimentary cookie and upvote. (note: cookie goes best with the upvote) (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.)

Well hello and welcome to your pixelated experience on the Shard! I have some recently baked peppermint cookies, @bleeder can tell you all about it! (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.)

I'm out too for today I just voted for multiple enemies XD

they are indeed @HavoKinetic I hope that you'll have a great time theorizing, messing around, or whatever it is we do here on the Shard! Have some special peppermint cookies and an upvote! (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.)

Interesting theory, but I might have to disagree, as not all Knight Radiant bondable spren are not of Honor. Take the Cryptics and whatever Wyndle is. I don't think that they are pure honor. However, The match of higher spren with those lesser spren looks plausible to me. A better place to post theories would be in cosmere theories, or the respective book forums, (Mistborn, Stormlight Archive, Wabreaker...) (p.s. Your cosmere projects are amazing... wasing the derserving of ten upvotes... deserving of ten upvotes, wasing for the awesomeness...) Have an upvote and some cookies! (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.)

Its like character, just with more ooorr to it

Funny thing is that all this talk of @bleeder, and bleeder has only made one post in this thread...

It was in a thread that was (semi)serious... Oh well it means Didn't read and find out.

Why yes, there is a WoB. DRAFO... or at least no yet.

Yes @OnlyDreaming it modifies you and your power to protect you from Ruin!

Sure! Stormlight Archive: (SA) Way of Kings (WoK) Words of Radiance (WoR) Mistborn: The Final Empire (TFE or M: TFE) The Well of Ascension (WoA) The Hero of Ages (HoA) Mistborn: Secret History (M:SH or SH) The Alloy of Law (AoL) Shadows of Self (SoS) The Bands of Mourning (BoM) these are the acronyms I know and by the way have some cookies!