I Am Witless

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Who are we waiting on, and what point are we going to reach before we start the next RP?

Yzabet stumbled after Rhazien.

"Why are so many people chasing after us and trying to kill you again?" She called ahead with more sass then frustration.

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HOLY FLIP THAT'S GOOD

Also, I LOVE how OP she is, but also how powerful her curses are.

A normal sword at guarantees victory for the wielder. No magic powers, no anything. The sword will, somehow, lead the wielder to win the fight, no matter how much talent they have or the powers that their enemies hold.

28 minutes ago, Mraize said:

He would fulfill the dying wish of his friend.

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Weren't they trying to kill each other or something? Are they friends now?

"I'm just wondering why we're enemies, and how much this fight is really worth. I mean, TUBA, the DA.... the only difference is that one group wants to put spikes in cookies and give them to people without telling them that they have spikes, and the other wants people to be aware that the cookies have spikes. That is literally our only difference. Otherwise we are crazy people with weird habits. We all enjoy the same hobbies, like reading the same books, and we all like cookies. Sometimes I wonder why we fight, and how much good we could do if we put our minds to a higher work."

Yzabet padded out into the night and breathed deeply of the fresh air. They had just missed being mowed over by a highstorm before finding shelter. She shivered in the slight chill and gazed up at the stars.

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Whose (who's?) turn is it?

"I probably do too." Yzabet wrapped a blanket around her shoulders and gave Rhazien a peck on the cheek as she passed.

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Wow, not even a chance. Harsh. When are we gonna start a new RP? Soon?

Yzabet rolled over in bed. Rhazien was gone. She stared at the empty spot for a moment for a moment, then sighed. 

"Jael?" What? "Have you ever had somone.......... never mind."

I've been on my current run for a week. I don't know how long I've played. Maybe...... three or four weeks? It's really addicting, and all you need to do is leave it up on your computer. It'll keep running and making you cookies.

5 minutes ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

 

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Oh. Oops. Same thing though, right?

3 minutes ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said:

Lopen's ghost noticed that Nigel's suit was covered in a translucent white armour while his head was covered by a grotesque black and white helmet.

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Elvis? Please no....

While everybody had fun fighting each other and killing each other (and being dead?) Yzabet and Rhazien wandered around central Roshar.

Yzabet set Rhazien down and started exploring their surroundings. They seemed to be on Roshar, near the Horneater Peaks.

Don't give your breath away or eat cookies, @Wedge They are trying to steal you breath (a la Warbreaker) and feed you cookies with spikes in it. I don't want my friend to be breathless and a hemalurgic monster.

Can I join? I know that it is a bit late.

Name: Rose

Species: Human

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Appearance: Indeterminate eye color, slightly tan skin, brown hair of average cut, 5'6, little bit of acne

Powers: None. Never had any in the first place.

Backstory: Rose lives a normal life and was getting ready to move on to college. One night she was reading a Brandon Sanderson book when she was suddenly sucked in. Literally. She has read every book that he has ever written, and knows the magic systems, but she herself has no powers except her natural talents.

Talents: Cooking, basic outdoor survival, hunting, shooting, and basic self-defense. Running, hiking, and shooting were some of her favorite activities before all of this started. Because she isn't from a Sanderson World she is immune to the effects of all Investiture-based actions, Smedry talents, etc. This means that she can't be hurt by Shardblades (doesn't go through her skin, though it will go through her clothes and possesions) can't be influenced by allomancy, can't use an unkeyed metalmind, can't be hurt by hemalurgy (see shardblades) and can't see spren. There's other stuff, but you get the drift.

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Was six hours ago the time that everybody went to bed?

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Cause I'm LONELY

I AM SO LONELY

I HAVE NOBODY

I'M ALL IN MY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.

*cue slugs harmonizing in the background*

@The Forgetful Archivist, yes, I am! Any trouble making I get into is her fault.

Also, mwahahHahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE YOU AND NOTHING CAN STAND IN OUR WAY.

Warning, the cookie has spiked in it. 

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I just threw in the improbability drive and Bastille because it would be fun, not to establish magic systems or a change to the RP or anything.

Yzabet and Rhazien were spat out on a random planet due to the improbability drive. There were giant penguins flying above them, and the ground seemed to be made of crystal. There also was a very, very, very angry young woman facing them. She had a really big sword.

"Who are you?" 

"Bastille Smedry." She growled, silver hair framing her angry face.

The improbability drive kicked in again, and the three of them (crockpot included) all fell out onto the ground of a world very different from the one they had just left.

The portal, however, does not disappear. Still clad in Shardplate and carrying her new husband, Yzabet runs into the portal.

"Lets just go." Yzabet says. She hops out of Rhazien's arms, hands him Tempest, and summons her Shardplate. Then she picks up him and they run off into the sunset.

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I want to be able to do this for my actual wedding. Ain't nobody carrying me.

"Tempest." Yzabet said, running her hand over the puppy's head. It licked her.

"Lets go to Roshar first. We'll have to find a way to get off of Sel, though."

"Maybe we should go. This is getting a bit chaotic." Yzabet said.

"Maybe both? If the DA is paying for it then we can do everything. We could even world-hop for a couple weeks, seeing the best of each planet."