The Forgetful Archivist

Resistance is futile, you have no clue what is in store. It is of little consequence though, for Y'all will soon learn first hand not to resist the might of the Ghostbloods.

2 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

unfortunately for you, Archivist, you have no secrets from me

You have been gone a long time, we of the true Ghostbloods have been busy.

Nah

1 hour ago, Life&Death said:

Umm, do you mean fury

I was referring to an abnormally large lifeless bear that we sic on traitors, you of the rogues will experience the furry soon. 

Not so fast, we are waiting on accepting your oaths until the un-invested business is ironed out.

Wait, first, you apply to be a GB then you try to start a rival organization??? Pick one or the other. Hint, one involves the furry of the GB's and one does not.

I too have a soft spot for Feruchemy, can I get in on the action?

3 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

I am!

Yes! Let's sign a petition for this! Everyone quote your name into here. (Yes, I know this probably won't work, it's mostly just a joke.)

Petition to get Brandon Sanderson to do a Face-to-Face Q&A

1. Apollyon
2. The Forgetful Archivest

1

Brandon should totally do one of those face to face things

Those are some incredible markings on its face, absolutely stunning. Am I the only one getting joker vibes from it?

22 minutes ago, Adolin Kholin said:

I am!

Me too 

I would recommend you to this link, you have returned at an opportune time, there are great things afoot if you wish you may join in the fun.

Welcome to the Shard, it is fantastic to have another Sharder who loves Warbreaker (it's also my favorite). What Cosmere charcter is your favorite?

Why not?

That is a incredibly brave choice, a sad choice true, but a brave choice nonetheless.

That's awful, I have no clue how that must feel, and no clue what to say. Sometimes life is unfair and other times its downright mean, I don't know how or what a good outcome would be but I hope for it. My heart goes out to you and your family, hugs. 

As Archer walks out the door TFA scuttles out of an alley and says "psst I hear you need some explosives"

TFA chuckles at the erroneous non-hemalergy disclamer as he crawls out from under a table and capers out the door.

Welcome to the best place on the internet, have a upvote and a cookie. What are your opinions on hemalergy?

Akrasia sat.

Akrasia had been sitting for, how long had it been? He did not know, but judging by his stomachs grumbling complaints and parched through it had been several days. He was calm, collected, focused, and for the first time in quite awhile in control of himself. Basking in the clarity days of meditation had brought, he had a new purpose and a plan.

Akrasia sat, how long had it been?

Long enough.

I will preserve what is right and eat what is left.

I will never taint any preserves with anything that does not belong.

I will sometimes fill any jellied donuts with hemalurgic spikes.

I will always eat preserved food when possible.

Congratulations, and happy birthday. Good luck not dying in the coming year. 

So basically whenever we are inspired by a specific thing we post it and when we have enough data we try and isolate the things that inspire us?

It is a pleasure to have a fellow cookie enthusiast on the shard, it looks like Mr. Earwax beat me to the cookie sale, so uh, Hi welcome to the shard.

If everyone has infinite money's that makes it hard to bribe people