The Forgetful Archivist

2 minutes ago, Leyrann said:

"for no reason other than stabbing them"

dentists are always stabbing me in the gums for no reason and they aren't... wait you may have a point,

Just now, Leyrann said:

Well, I'm going to say it is generally accepted to call randomly stabbing people for no reason other than stabbing them evil.

Who says this? Are tattoo artists evil.

1 hour ago, Voidus said:

We're at worst a chaotic neutral organization.

Like the Joker! We're not monsters we're just ahead of the curve.

Is it too late to add an awakened kukri to my character?

A Seon flotes out from around a corner and TFA's voice emanates from it, "what is this message?"

It's up to Voidus but I'd say your chances are good.

8 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

Or we could research the effects of spiking octopi, I bet their bindpoints would be mainly on the arms, maybe we could steal inking powers or grow more arms

Fear the Octquisitors 

Well, in that case. To be considered a member of the DA you need to sell a spiked cookie in an intro thread, example here. Currently, the DA is a bit more run down than usual but we will rise again!

yep

Ok, I think that a Pinnacle would be able to resist Soulcasting, based on Jasnah's explanation to Shallan about convincing the molecules that they want to change, i.e. when you want to get a solid you tell it how much it wants to be free. I think that a Pinnacle ferring would be able to tap determination and resist the allure of changing. I suppose this same principle might extend to soul forging as well. 

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Aww snap, this is geting intense! 

I am willing to offer you an upvote as well of your choice of cookie, ice cream, pie, or a donut as a welcome gift. I have loved the RP stuff, IRL I am an extremely quiet person and am way more comfortable hanging out with ones and zeros that A's G's C' and T's. I also enjoy the mental stimuli that all this intrigue and tomfoolery provides. I look forward to seeing more of Drakon He'Stan in the RP, good luck.

I sympathize and offer comfort, I have found that all the bad seems to pile up on one day so who knows maybe stuff will be bad free for the next few days.

"We did once get Archer in an intro thread using an exploding monkey," says TFA from his Seon (just in case) but all joking aside thanks for the birthday well wishes y'all are nice people.

Is this a trap?

Are you a spy?

Well if you don't want a cookie perhaps you would like some pie?  

I would also second what Mraize said about the RP stuff, it's pretty cool.

My character:

1 hour ago, Kidpen said:

Just for the record, you are part of the Liebrary.

I am part of a lot of guilds, I just can't pick one  

I expect to lose but I look forward to this. To the PAIN!

I currently have no guild but I would be willing to fight if we need another participant, I would prefer to fight a tuba member but that is not a must.

The island was in shambles, Mac had disappeared, and TFA was pretty sure that someone had put a bounty out on him. Te jogged to the edge of the island pausing only to loot the bar, before awakening a nearby rope and commanding it to lower him to the ground. He stops about 3/4 of the way down looks at the rope which had run out of slack and curses. As TFA gathered his will black shadows begin to gather into a swirling portal below him as the rope releases TFA to fall towards the portal.

1 hour ago, Snorkel said:

May get mistaken for a Mitsubishi logo though

This happens to me ALL the time! People are always asking me why I spend so much time doodling Mitsubishi logos. 

3 hours ago, I am Witless said:

And, dearest Archivist, I will be your Achilles, only you won't have a god to save you from me this time.

I will crush you into the fields of Ilium, and even the Scamander, filth that it is, will refuse to take you down to the sea in fear that it will be punished for your ravings against the gods. You are a man who stands on top of a hill in copper armor during a thunderstorm screaming that the gods are b*st*rds. You, like the Romans, sprung from something that once was great, and now is trash. And, like the Roman empire, you will be torn apart by those who you have attempted to convince of your superiority. May Vesta curse your home.

Have a nice day, and don't mess with someone who knows her Greek classics.

 

Alea iacta est. Alexander the great was killed by a single mosquito, that one mosquito fractured one of the largest empires ever. TUBA would be wise to be wary of an individual such as myself. 

Dear TUBA,

If TUBA is Carthage then I am the Roman empire, prepare yourselves for destruction. 

Good day,

-TFA