The Forgetful Archivist

Nah, most Sharders don't get a statue, the statues are for us of the Alleyverse. Why? Because being in the Allerverse makes us inherently better, that's why.

Due to my lagging polls, I have decided to roll out one of my future projects I would undertake as mayor. I would propose a large infrastructure bill to construct a "hall of heroes" where all the major events are depicted as friezes and all Alleyverse participants get a statue, If you want a statue of yourself elect TFA as mayor.

I am The Forgetful Archivest and I approve this message.

I'm gonna assume that I have no votes because I'm the most powerful 

Hemalurgic leaning indifferent, I will be a major for everyone. You can trust me... after all under my new administration trust will be compulsory.

Do you see my hat? No? That's because I have thrown it into the ring.

2 hours ago, Shallan314 said:

Ye asked, and ye shall receive XD (with permission from @kuiinteth of isaana)

(a version with me playing piano as accompaniment will be sent, as soon as I'm done managing to play the accompaniment)

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This is awesome!!! 

1 minute ago, Leyrann said:

It costs a life

Not necessarily, it is possible to take an attribute without killing the donor.

Nothing can save you now

50 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

(I asked to join ghostbloods, but that was just because I came across it first, I'm still new. Mraize is a jerk.)

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thems words are fighting words 

muttering and grumbling TFA pulled a pickle and several lumps of lint out of his pocket and dropped it on the table.

Spluttering and coughing TFA lobbed his empty mug at the rock, turning he signaled the bartender for a new drink.

Muttering about what happens to people who interfere with his plans TFA returned to his seat where he sipped his rootbeer and stared at the rock.

TFA spring forward trying to trap the spiky rock in his aluminum box.

TFA rises from his stool with an aluminum box in hand and begins sneaking up on the rock.

"I can't help it, I'm just naturally intimidating," replies TFA. Glancing at his gleaming fingernails he tucks the knife away.

TFA raises an eyebrow at Life's last remark, he leans back in his chair and begins cleaning his fingernails with a long thin-bladed dagger "that would be a shame if things became, unpleasant"

"I see, bummer" TFA glances furtively from side to side before continuing "we may have to do something to remedy this."

turning a quizzical eye towards ITIAH, TFA asks "you wish your assassinations would fail?"

If you want you can practice on my posts 

Pausing at the door TFA tucks several objects under his cloak, continuing to the bar he taps the counter and says "root beer, on the rocks"

I agree with Axelius, lets return control of the thread to him, who knows we might be jeopardizing a future alliance. I for one am curious as to what the un-invested will do next. 

The DA offers transparency when it comes to where they get their ingredients, we of the general public have no clue where TUBA's ingredients come from, for all we know your source is more insidious than the DA.

I think that a sub-forum would be a good idea, I mean Sanderson elimination and the reckoners RP have one. Why don't we?

10 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Yes, but only by taking the superpowers from someone else. Ours include interesting slips of paper that come at no cost to anyone else's life or abilities.

That sounds fishy, I don't know that I believe you.

25 minutes ago, Archer said:

Imagine the DA and TUBA as two hockey teams. They both enjoy a similar passtime, but each do it a little differently. On occasion, they fight each other. One team is old, so it won some championships in their heyday. The other team is an expansion pack, a team that came out strong (possibly because they're cool like that, possibly because the overlords rigged the process to generate interest). Before every meeting with the other team, the teams get together to talk about the other's flaws. Some people point out their technical flaws, others maintain that their foe is a group of soulless monsters who deserve no mercy! using dramatic partying and the like to convey their message. 

While you can technically help out both teams, their rivalry makes them annoyed when you do that. And anyone who trades teams or betrays the team they're on... is a potato. And potatoes don't win Stanley Cups. 

That is a really good metaphor