Kelsier'sGodComplex

1 hour ago, Jaywalk said:

I think Kaladin is actually very boring. If it wasn’t for the rest of Bridge Four, I would likely have given up on Stormlight.

Same here. I loved the bridge 4 chapters, but I didn't like Kaladin that much. He was too moody and deppresed all the time. I know he has deppresion (Who can blame him) but it's too much.

12 hours ago, I think I am here. said:

The Big Bad Wolf realised Solona might not have had an idea on how death worked, but he wasn’t going to correct her. “Yes, she will always be able to hide afterwards. And I promise I’ll only eat her once.”

He smiled and looked to Solona.

“You have to make sure she doesn’t run away. Maybe growl like this.” He growled and showed his teeth. “Like that.”

As qucik as a blink, Yls grabbed her pup by scruff and jumped into the nearest tree. The wolf was too heavy to follow her. "Foxes are very patient you know. We'll be up here a while."

Kelsier: The main thing I hate about him is the fact that HE DIDN'T JUST GO TO THE BEYOND WITH MARE!!! HE JUST HAD TO REBEL AND PUCH GOD IN THE FACE!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO TRAUMATIZE POOR SPOOK EVEN MORE JUST SO YOU CAN LIVE AGAIN AND RUIN MORE PEOPLE'S LIVES!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH

Thank you for this opportunity to rant @Bigmikey357. 

6 hours ago, I think I am here. said:

The Big Bad Wolf shied away immediately at the ghost flying towards him, but stopped when he realised he wasn’t in any harm. Solona attempted to hug him and he slowly moved forward into it, as the ghost’s hug passed through him. He turned, and looked towards the fox and smiled eerily. “Let’s hunt then,” he said, and then charged through the thick forested darkness, towards the fox.

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Yls watched the Wolf staring down at her. Her heart was racing. She couldn' show fear though. She had a reputation. She quickly came up with a response, "Solona can't help you, you know. She's a ghost. She's lying to you." She hoped that this would confuse the Wolf. 

Yls loved watching this. She loved confusion. She loved it because she could use it. The Wolf was friends with a tree? She wasn't expecting that.

Yls didn't want Tsurt to see a wolf eating people, so she made him go back in the den. She stood guard at the den entrance.

Yls watched from her den. No one could see her from her den. She had to keep telling Tsurt to stay in the den. He was very curious about the wolf.

Yls had been watching the whole thing. She loved it when a plan fell into place. She had been the one to tell the wolf to come, just in case Briar didn't leave. Now that the wolf was here, she feared for her pup. She quickly ran into the forest to her den.

She sees a fox. (Me) The fox aks her who she is. The fox explains that the lake is her territory. She seems kind though. She explains that her name is Yls.

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The fox's name is sly, backwards.  Yls is NOT trustworthy. She loves to trick newcomers. She is extra desprate to shoo visitors now though, because she has a newborn pup. His name is Tsurt. Trust backwards.

 I'll be the fox in all of Aesop's fables. Does that count?  If not, I'll be a mermaid! FISH POWERS!  

Granted, but you are also one with ASMR. Every time someone talks, you hear it as ASMR.

I wish for death. 

1 minute ago, Zath said:

Check back in a year and if you're still okay with that song stuck in your head, the Nightwatcher will officially be impressed.

 

Granted!  You are now a barreleye fish. 

Not only can you breathe underwater, you can look straight up through the top of your skull!  Neat!  Weird, but neat! 

Your bane is that you are now a barreleye fish, confined to life in the depths of the Rosharan oceans (or Earth's oceans, your pick).  And life in the deep sea is mind-numbing boredom interrupted by brief episodes of extreme terror ('cause the predators down there are downright freaky).  As a consolation prize, you sometimes hear David Attenborough's voice in your head, narrating your life.

...No, the Nightwatcher does not watch too many BBC Earth documentaries.  Why would you say such a thing?

 

I wish for a plate of infinite mashed potatoes that I could spoon-catapult at my enemies, and they'd be all like, "Agh, what is this?  If you're not going to take me seriously, I'll be someone else's archenemesis, someone who will appreciate my enmity," and they'll storm off in a huff and I'll be like, "Yeah, that's right," and smugly take a bite of that creamy mashed potato goodness.

I actually love marine bioligy, and want it to be my career, so I already new all that, and I also LOVE David Attenborough's voice, so thats a pretty good bane.

Granted, but everytime you take a bite potatoes, you shart for one minute straight. 

(Great boon, by the way! )

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When and how do we start?

My character's name is Kiva. She is a zinc misting (Rioting). She is very intelligent but shy. Everyone thinks that she can't use allomancy. She good at manipulation, but doesn't like doing it. She also is a gold feruchemist.

Granted, she doesn't love you back. She only wants your money.

I wish for the ability to breath underwater.

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If Dalinar didn't burn down Rathalas, he wouldn't have gone to the Nightwatcher. Then we wouldn't know that he could have talked to Cultivation. I think that is some crucial information. But everytime I think of that, I tear up a little. 

I MISS YOU EVI!!!

Do Adolin and Renarin know about what happened? In the books, Shallan asks Adolin where his mom is, and Adolin tells her that assassins killed her. HMMMMMM?

Sorry if I spelled her name wrong, haven't read OB in a while.

13 hours ago, Sami said:

A violinist noticed at the end of each rehearsal break, one of the cellists would look at the inside flap of his jacket before he sat down to resume rehearsal. This continued for several decades, and the violinist became quite curious about it. One day, during hot weather, the cellist took off his jacket and went off on break. The violinist waited until everyone was off the platform, looked around, and sneaked over to the jacket. He pulled back the flap and saw a little note pinned on the inside. It read: "Cello left hand, bow right."

 

 

yeah I looked it up. who knows if it's original or not.

That's just mean, but some the cellists in my orchestra need that. One of them stopped in the middle of a preformance to BRUSH HIS HAIR! When I talked to him about it later, he accused me of doing it. I do not like that cellist.

The blade was sucked into the clown's chest, giving the clown the powers of an Elsecaller.

Granted, but since it is so far away, even after it's dead, light still comes our way. The explosion does nothing whatsoever until 2060.

I wish for a Reese's chocolate. 

Malutioganti’amor LIX refused, he thought it was below him. Sylphrena volunteered instead.

Granted, it was cleaned by dirty cockroaches that you can never get rid of. Have fun.

I wish for a third hand.

Unfortunately, the plated dinosaur was against women's rights.

Butterflutter the Sixth was unimportant.

But Shallan protects Pattern, the leader, and a war starts between the police and LIX.