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Kaladin's younger brother is Odium's heir!!!!! Question, who killed Tien? What does the book say?
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SO...MANY...AMAZING...THEORIES!!!
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but because of the lack of knowledge, you become homeless. I wish for unlimited knowledge and many means by which to share it with others. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, it's golden because my tiger peed on it. I wish for a ccredit card with unlimited amounts of money that I can spend however I want, and can't get stolen from me. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but you also have motivation to stop playing the game. I wish for a pet tiger who is nice to everyone except people who are tryng to attack me. -
Lift would get to partake of unlimited amounts of Rock's stew.
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Dilaf Rant
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to Kelsier'sGodComplex's topic in Elantris and Emperor's Soul
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I'd rather remain ignorant of them, if there is any.
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This is a breakthrough like none other!
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Cellos aren't the butt of any jokes that I know of. Of course you could change any music joke to make a cello joke, but there is no original ones.
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My sister, @Mailnaise plays viola, so I'm allowed to do this one. What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
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Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
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Why couldn't the string orchestra find their conductor? He was Haydn. What is Beethoven's favorite food? BANANA-NAAAA
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wayne jokes Wayne quotes, where are you?
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to HarmonicMonk's topic in Mistborn
Something along the lines of: Marasi: What are those? Wayne: You know! The white puffy things that float above the fertile area where the seeds are planted. Marasi: Wayne! That might be the most crude thing you've ever said to me! I don't know why this makes me laugh. -
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
She was also allergic to happiness AND sadness.- 67614 replies
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The Game of Consequences
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to Le Sigh's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
You then give the rats rabies so they will infect your enemy's house.- 17 replies
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The Last Post Wins!!!!!
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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If you could give them anything...
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to Kelsier'sGodComplex's topic in Stormlight Archive
Adolin needs a new Ryshadium.- 40 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but you never sleep again. I wish for a nice new math teacher. (My current one is 100% demon) -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but it has a maggot in it. I wish for a new cello bow. (To go with my cello! ) -
If he does have, what planet's calendar is it on? And how old will he be on his next birthday?
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, but you become paralyzed. I wish for a single dollar bill. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Kelsier'sGodComplex replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted, everyone's life is real, except for yours. I wish for a 22 rifle. So I can name it Bertha. I also want the government to not take it away. So I can do whatever I want with it.