Kelsier'sGodComplex

Kaladin's younger brother is Odium's heir!!!!! Question, who killed Tien? What does the book say?

SO...MANY...AMAZING...THEORIES!!!

Granted, but because of the lack of knowledge, you become homeless. I wish for unlimited knowledge and many means by which to share it with others.

Granted, it's golden because my tiger peed on it. I wish for a ccredit card with unlimited amounts of money that I can spend however I want, and can't get stolen from me.

Granted, but you also have motivation to stop playing the game. I wish for a pet tiger who is nice to everyone except people who are tryng to attack me.

Lift would get to partake of unlimited amounts of Rock's stew.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I'd rather remain ignorant of them, if there is any.

This is a breakthrough like none other!

Cellos aren't the butt of any jokes that I know of. Of course you could change any music joke to make a cello joke, but there is no original ones.

My sister, @Mailnaise plays viola, so I'm allowed to do this one. What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

Why couldn't the string orchestra find their conductor? He was Haydn. What is Beethoven's favorite food? BANANA-NAAAA

Something along the lines of: Marasi: What are those? Wayne: You know! The white puffy things that float above the fertile area where the seeds are planted. Marasi: Wayne! That might be the most crude thing you've ever said to me! I don't know why this makes me laugh.

Gorgeous

She was also allergic to happiness AND sadness.

You then give the rats rabies so they will infect your enemy's house.

I make all the win.

Adolin needs a new Ryshadium.

Granted, but you never sleep again. I wish for a nice new math teacher. (My current one is 100% demon)

Granted, but it has a maggot in it. I wish for a new cello bow. (To go with my cello! )

If he does have, what planet's calendar is it on? And how old will he be on his next birthday?

Granted, but you become paralyzed. I wish for a single dollar bill.

Granted, everyone's life is real, except for yours. I wish for a 22 rifle. So I can name it Bertha. I also want the government to not take it away. So I can do whatever I want with it.