Kelsier'sGodComplex

Granted, but you also get 666666 down votes.

I wish for one dollar.

Granted, but you have to go to the bathroom every two minutes.

I wish for a coat that always keeps me warm, no matter how cold it is.

10 minutes ago, Kobold King said:

Little known behind-the-scenes fact: Dilaf is actually an acronym for:

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• Fjordell's enemies, the heretics have been allowed to blight the presence of our fair Sel for too long; for no longer shall we tolerate it! Their nation and wretched blasphemous city must burn, the charred remnants washed away in a river of blood! Devoted to my cause am I--devoted to Fjordell's dominion! With that knowledge, Elantrians, despair and die!

That...Is...AMAZING!!! I love it! It's sooo true, though! 

@Mailnaise made something like this, but with Moash. I thought, What is another character that we hate slightly less than Moash? Because there is no one who we hate more than Moash, and if we do, we are wrong? DILAF! So, go ahead my friends, RANT. (Dilaf version)

Granted, but they all sneeze on you.

I wish for a sketch book that never runs out of blank pages.

If Odium is a part of his personality, so is Preservation. I think they cancel each other out. 

https://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/83742-kelsier-saw-an-aon/

Go here for more info. And a WoB.

Granted, but you are forever alone because you don't go into the Beyond like Kelsier. 

I wish for the powers of Harmony.

Granted, you burn a poisonus metal and die.

I wish for my stresses and deppresion to go away.

Thanks for the info!  

How did they manage to stop the stones from deteriorating? Did they get the stones from somewhere else closer? 

Granted, every time you make a depressing wish, you become EXTREMELY happy, even when people are being serious. They will think that you are not taking them seroully and quit your friendship. You die alone, (And you die laughing...like Fezzini in Princess Bride)

I wish for a Reese's chocolate. 

Granted, he changes his rank to Adonalsium. (Sp?)

I wish for @beantheboy12 to change his rank to spren, and to betray the Ghostbloods. 

Granted, he wishes for your death instead.

I wish for a purple coat.

Granted, but it is a vegan pizza.

I wish for a koloss sword.

Well, in Secret History, Kelsier has a vision of an Aon. (https://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/83742-kelsier-saw-an-aon/) That has to count for something right? There was some magic in that right?

Granted, but every time you sneeze, you will sneeze out a vital organ.

I for the abilities of a kandra.

Granted, on your first mission, you fall out of a 10th story window and become paralyzed! You can only move you neck which makes you unable to use your ninja skills! Don't worry, the mission was successful!

I wish for a stuffed animal giraffe. 

You know your'e a Sander fan when you buy a t-shirt that says, "Ask me about the cosmere", or one that says, "Kelsier, Dockson, Breeze, Sazed, Hammond, Clubs, Spook, & Vin."

Granted, but you also get 10 down votes.

I wish for a pet narwhal.

I wish for a hair clip.

You forgot to wish too.

Granted, it dies

I wish for a nice, fresh, cake that I can eat and it tastes amazing.

Granted, but every time you eat a goldfish, you gain 10 pounds. You die 5 months later from a heart attack. Final Weight: 600 lbs

I wish for a fresh, nice, perfect cake.

3 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Questioner

You know the orb that Kelsier uses to Connect to Preservation? What magic system is that from?

Brandon Sanderson

RAFO.

Questioner

Is it one we've seen?

Brandon Sanderson

Yes.

Questioner

Not extensively though?

Brandon Sanderson

I'll just say, technically yes. That's all I'll say.

When Brandon says RAFO, I wonder what book we will have to read to find out. 

Do you mean Han Solo?

Granted, but he immediately dies again.

I wish for a blanket.