Kelsier'sGodComplex

Granted, but it is dead.

I wish for a freash cake that I can do whatever I want with it. (Like eat it.)

Granted, but they don't remember anything and they don't care about the cosmere.

EDIT: I wish for a cake.

Granted, but it is hollow and rotten.

I wish for no homework, but I still want to have straight As. I also want the knowledge I would gain by doing homework. 

Granted. It's hollow and rotten.

I wish for a usable kite.

Vivenna and Vasher.

Granted, the grain of salt is in the stomach of a chasmfiend, and if you try to get it, it will evaporate.

I wish for a llama named The Stormfather

Granted, but they all have pictures of you enemy killing your family. LOL

I wish for a shirt that syas what I want it to say always.  

Granted, but if you touch it, it turns into fire.

I wish for the ability to change my boon! LOL

Granted, but you can only change them to brown.

I wish for the ability to be fluent in every language on Earth.

My favorite is Shallan. I have no real reason for it. I just love her. And Pattern. I LOVE Pattern. 

NO MATING!!! @Pattern

Granted, but it's covered in dog hair.

I wish to have a loyal pet chasmfiend, that would never hurt me. He would protect me and be my best friend!

Granted, but they are all to B-list movies anf they are all on Monday mornings.

I wish for the ablity to go invisible at will.

Hey guys. I saw a forum like this for characters in Mistborn. I changed it to Stormlight characters! Have fun!

Granted, but every time you have an idea, you throw up.

I wish for the ability to go into the future so I can read Stormlight 4-10!  And Wax and Wayne 4!

6 minutes ago, Dalakaar said:

Am I this Topic's godfather, uncle maybe? 

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I don't hate Moash but he's so far my least favourite villain in the series. I just sort of find him uninteresting. The circumstances around him, the dagger, etc, they have me interested, but as a character Moash just seems, boring. Pretty flat. If you had told me in WoK what he'd wind up doing in OB I would've balked. I felt like his plot-line was going to be a small arc that finished up quickly. (Since it didn't feel like it merited much more...)

I disagree. Moash is the devil incarnate. All those who say likewise are about as trustworthy as the Ghostbloods. I am sorry @Dalakaar.

Just now, Invocation said:

YOU HAVE JOINED THE ANTI-MOASH GANG WELCOME NEW MEMBER

I ACCEPT!

I hate Moash. What else is there to say?

Granted, but little did you know, that the rice is radioactive and it gives you rice powers. You are now the friendly, neighborhood RICEMAN!

I wish for a 24 karat gold cello.

Granted, but you are the only one who doesn't get to leave Earth.

I wish to breath underwater and withstand any amount of water pressure.

Granted, but you are the only one who doesn't have any.

I wish to be able to shape shift into any animal.

Thanks 2001Kra.

1 minute ago, 2001Kra said:

Seer's.

I like Dalinar and Jasnah. I find Kaladin boring. I like regal inspiring characters, just not Elend as one.

On 1/4/2019 at 2:17 PM, 2001Kra said:

So, for me, I had an interesting experience with Elend. I loved his character in book one. Went down in enjoyment some in 2, but still liked him. Then he got lerasium. The moment he got more powerful than Vin, I hated him. Every time it showed up, I wanted to throw the book across the room. And then Vin burned the mists a second time, and I liked him again. By the end, I loved him. So, yeah, Love, like, hate, like, love. Strange.

I'm interested in seeing other peoples experiences with Elend.

SAME! I love Elend, but when he turned into an UBER strong allomancer, I just began to hate him. I only liked him again he found all the Atium Mistings

BTW, what are those called?

Granted, but every time it corrects a word correctly, a baby seal dies.

I wish to be as smart as Taravangian when he wrote the Diagram.

I hate Moash more than Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter. That's saying something.

Let your Parshmen do the walking! -Palanquin selling businesses