Kelsier'sGodComplex

Granted, but it's too small to fit through

I wish for energy

Granted, it's broken 

I wish for a time traveling machine

Granted, you have the power to control yourself using only your brain

I wish for tickets to see Dear Evan Hansen with all original cast 

Granted, you are more active in increasing your amount of sleep every day 

I wish for straight As for the rest of my education

Granted, but it only connects to your ex

I wish for Dr. Pepper

23 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Granted. The nighwatcher likes you, so decides to also grant you the most powerful of smedry talents, the breaking talent, and no bane. "Good luck controlling that," she says.

I wish for unlimited money (yes, so original and not greedy, i know)

at least someone like me LOL

23 hours ago, Some Random Spren said:

It's in boxings and clips when you are on earth.

I wish to have a pet larkin.

Granted, but it hates you and runs away

I wish for cool looking sharp canines to scare people

Granted, but that's the only thing you know. You have less knowledge than a first grader

I wish for a sandwich 

Granted, but the only game you can play on it is minesweeper and its burn all of your poptarts

I wish for candy

Granted, you become a blacksmith named Bond

I wish for a nice back scratcher

Granted, now they grind their teeth super hard at night so you can hear that instead

I wish for good luck

Granted, your teeth are now always itchy

I wish for sleep

Granted, but they are all flag emojis

I wish for a new gun

Granted, but its a crown of thorns and its constantly stabs you when you where it

I wish for permanent hair dye that doesn't fade and look bad

Granted, but everyone hates you, there is a revolution, and you are beheaded. 

I wish for a cool sweatshirt

Granted, but the wish has to be the start of WWIII

I wish for sleep

Granted, everyone gets lunch

except you

I wish for some chocolate

Granted, but Kaladin never finds happiness ever

I wish for some chocolate milk

Granted, but you dont have fun ever again 

I wish for some cool lookin metallic paints

granted, but everyone thinks you are cheating and you never play again

I wish for apple juice

Granted, but it's really old, stale, and already chewed on

I wish for a new book cuz I need more

Granted, but not before he kills Kaladin

I wish for all my favorite characters to finally be happy

Granted, but no one uses it anymore

I wish for perfect grades, cause the end of the semester is in like two weeks

Granted, so many people start using it that it crashes 

I wish for a car

Granted, but all your friends now hate you

I wish for a red pepper

Granted, but now you are blind and deaf 

I wish for the next season of one of my favorite shows to stop being delayed (its been delayed like 4 times)