Kelsier'sGodComplex

Granted, but you can only remember license plates I wish for a way to instantly take away pain from myself

Granted, but only if it's you that was murdered I wish for peanut butter m&ms

Granted, but no one else thinks it's awesome I wish for a good pen that will never run out of ink

Granted, but it has the worst battery life ever I wish for a cool gun

Granted, but now you are allergic to everything I wish for perfect grades

Granted, but they were made wrong, and are just slightly too long to fit in anything they would be used for. I wish for a Hershey's chocolate bar

Granted, but it doenst work on you, and all the food you eat now causes food poisoning I wish for the ability to tell how far away I am from spider so i can kill it

Granted, but now you are blind I wish for more time to sleep

Granted, but you only have it mastered for one day. After that, you can never do it again. I wish for my finger to stop hurting.

Granted, but it's ripped up I wish for the next Stormlight Archive book to have more of my favorite character (It's Renarin)

Granted, but they are covered in maggots. I wish for a warmer jacket. My school is so cold.

Granted, but it never snows again. I wish for a cookie

Granted, but it's never right I wish for an orange roll

Eh. My teeth are shaped weird, so they already get cavities that I can't avoid. Your wish?

Granted, but your teeth are never clean, no matter how much you floss. I wish for energy cause im tired

Granted, (although I have no idea what you wished for XD) but now you are deathly afraid of heights. I wish for an electric cello

Sorry, sorry. I'm in school so I was rushed. Your bane is that you forget all these things and everyone hates you. I wish for a cool jacket.

I already have a messed up appetite and I never feel hungry so I get no punishment Granted, but you have terrible breath forever

Granted, but you can't spend it, or give it away. I wish to never be tired, but still be able to sleep

Granted, but you can only use it once I wish for comfortable pants

Granted, but you are allergic to every ingredient you see I wish for a cool jacket

Granted, but they're moldy I wish for the next book in a series I'm reading

Granted, but all humans turn into cannibals who have decided that you taste delicious. I wish to be fluent in every language.

Granted, but now you have feet for hands I wish for a free trip to wherever i want in the world