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YEEEEEEEEEEEAH TESLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYN! I don't care about seeing Joline, I just wanted to see Teslyn honestly. EGEANIN WARDER LET'S GO I love her immensely. Okay so. I believed I was spoiled on Lan's death because of the song "To Sheath The Blade". I'm now wondering if that song wasn't about Lan but was about Galad. I assumed it was about Lan because a lot of the lyrics very much felt like Lan, but this fight with Galad against Demandred feels like the song F for Galad, that didn't last very long. That's sad. At least he got a hit LMFAO TAIM IS MAKING ANDROL LOOK LIKE ANDROL! That's funny. HE STOLE THE SEALS POG It's very interesting how many visions of utopia where evil is outright removed and everyone is happy are always considered a bad thing. It's a very interesting aspect of humanity that our desire for choice always trumps our desire for unquestionable peace

SIUAN IS DEAD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED Demandred is incredibly cool, it's such a shame that he had to be saved for the very end but I get it EYYYYYYYYYYYY JUILIN! HOW YOU DOING BUDDY! Oof, Gawyn didn't even make it back to Egwene BUT GALAD IS GOING TO FIGHT DEMANDRED THIS IS GONNA BE SIIIIIIIIIIIIICK Oh good, a good excuse to say this. I think how Brandon writes Tuon's feelings towards damane have been a bit off. As I recall, Tuon said in Knife of Dreams that "Denying Healing was foolish", and Brandon writes her as denying it here. Same thing with some other scenes, I don't feel Jordan-written Tuon would enjoy watching damane be "broken", like she said in ToM. Trained, she would, but I would believe that she'd have the same thought process as Bethamin and not enjoy seeing them be broken. It's a very slight difference, but it's one I've felt for a while TUON AND MAT HAD THE SAME PLAN AND KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THE OTHER WAS DOING, PEAK Wheel of Time did Thanos before Endgame did F for Bryne, we didn't even get to see his last stand DEMANDRED VS GALAD THIS IS GONNA BE SICK AS HELL

Gawyn vs Demandred, let's go F for Gawyn, he lost. He's gonna die sooner rather than later probably. he died as he lived, doing something stupid I think Androl fits in pretty naturally in the world. He doesn't feel very mcuh like a "Sanderson magic system experiment" character. He feels like just another guy who is really good at Gateways (which is no different from, say, Nynaeve) and accidentally bonded someone he was bonded to. RHUARC NO! GOD DAMMIT GRAENDAL STOP BEING THE MOST EFFECTIVE FORSAKEN! Also seriously, where the hell is Moghedian, we haven't seen her at ALL Galad has an anti-channeling medallion and is going off to kill as many as he can. This is gonna be sick. He's gonna die, we've already seen it, but it will be sick

THE SEANCHAN JUST DROPPED A BALL NEXT TO UNO TO DELIVER A MESSAGE LMAO Wonder where Demandred took Leane and why she hasn't come back. Wonder where Teslyn and Joline and the former sul'dam are. I wonder about a lot of things. I like how Mat is implying Demandred is doing brilliant strategic maneuvers while simultaneously raving about Rand. He's probably right, too It says a lot that Demandred is in a full circle with a sa'angreal, and he's STILL afraid of Rand

IT'S TIME FOR THE LAST BATTLE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

Oh damn Moridin stabbed Alanna. That's clever as hell THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I! I HAVE REACHED CHAPTER 37, THE LAST BATTLE! ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY PAGES OF PURE HYPE! That's tomorrow, I'm reading this chapter all at once baby. And that ain't now

Ironically, Graendal, despite having been deemed a failure, is putting in without question the most work for the Shadow. Moghedian doesn't seem to be doing anything, I don't think she's been mentioned at all (I assumed the channeler Mat captured was her but no it was a random Sharan), Moridin was just vibing waiting for Rand, and Demandred and Taim, while they have put in a lot of work with the Sharans and the Asha'man, haven't done nearly as good a job at completely destroying the armies as Graendal is. Her messing with the Great Captains is without question the biggest power play on the Shadow's side. OKAY I GUESS THE FIGHT BETWEEN RAND AND THE DARK ONE BEGINS NOW Graendal is REALLY putting in work god damn. She took out two Aes Sedai and a Warder, got rid of Flinn's hand, and Compulsed another Aes Sedai. F for Sarene

THE ASHA'MAN HAVE ARRIVED! Probably the last of the reinforcements coming. I can't think of anyone else who hasn't shown up. ANDROL STRAIGHT UP DROPPED A VOLCANIC ERUPTION ONTO THE TROLLOCS RAW ITURALDE IS REALIZING AND HE'S TRYING TO FIGHT THE COMPULSION! THAT'S MY BOY! AND THAT'S WHY MAT IS MY KING! YEAH MIN GO OFF! JUST TRY AND MAKE ONE OF THE WOMEN THE DRAGON LOVES DO A SINGLE DAMN THING, TUON! TRY IT, SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

It seems like Graendal is trying to mess with all of the Great Captains, and only Bashere and Agelmar are really falling for it. Bryne seems none the worse for wear, and Ituralde is just starting battle and it seems he's doing well too NEVER MIND BRYNE IS NOT DOING FINE Did Mat just take out Moghedian without even trying

Elayne thinks Bashere is a Darkfriend. I don't think so, I think Graendal entering his dreams has been messing with him

Shaidar Haran is dead?? And so the fight between Rand and Moridin begins. God I'm SO EXCITED ALRIGHT EGWENE, GIVE TUON THE BUSINESS! FIRST ELAIDA NOW TUON! Egwene is SAVAGE! I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER! Egwene: "PUT ON THE COLLAR TUON! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MF!" I need a break after that scene. That was so immensely satisfying. I needed that. So much. I needed someone to firmly and properly call Tuon out. We haven't had that. Her meetings with Rand were good but he didn't properly call her out. Mat hasn't properly called her out. Nynaeve called her out, but it was about Mat, not everything Tuon represents. I needed THIS!

Rand why did you tell the Seanchan to go to Egwene. That is a disaster waiting to happen, oath or not Bao the Wyld, otherwise known as Demandred probably Perrin I swear to GOD if you turn this second Dreamspike on where Egwene is AGAIN I'm gonna throttle you I like ally Lanfear GOD DAMMIT GAWYN I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA USE THE RING! Well, maybe there's a way out of it. Seanchan wouldn't be likely to do anything to prevent it, but Aes Sedai absolutely would. We got Egwene's second dream! Egeanin saved her! I wasn't expecting the two to use Callandor with Rand to be Moiraine and Nynaeve. I expected it to be a group of either Egwene/Nynaeve, Aviendha/Elayne, or Moiraine/Cadsuane Damn straight Mat yelling at all of the Seanchan being like "GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I HAVE THE BAND OF THE RED HAND BACK WHY DO I HAVE TO BE STUCK HERE" HE'S SO GOD DAMN COOL! Can't wait for the Seanchan to show up to help Egwene and to have Egwene tear into Tuon for being just the worst, it's gonna be great

WAIT! IS THAT WHERE DEMANDRED HAS BEEN?! HAS HE BEEN IN SHARA THIS WHOLE TIME?!

The negotiation with Tuon did not end as I hoped it would. Tragic I'm kinda having a lot less reactions than I thought I would. It's a lot of really cool action, but not a lot to really comment on. F for Romanda, it seems the full Dreadlord force has arrived WAIT, SHARANS?! I DON'T REMEMBER ENOUGH ABOUT SHARA BUT I ASSUMED THEY WERE ON OUR SIDE! SEANCHAN 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Rand and Mat's reunion is going a lot different than I expected I adore them with all of my heart

Oh my god. Fain killed Perrin's family, did we know that? I'm sure this is new Perrin and Gaul, into the dream to face Slayer. Let's go. Maybe Gaul is the Broken Wolf. TOVEINE NO :'( AND THUS LOGAIN IS SAVED! Damn shame about Toveine. What happened to the other person Logain was bonded to? tfw Mat and Tuon banged in a garden surrounded by guards. As you do. Perfectly normal

God I love sir-swears-a-lot Elayne, it's so funny YO UNO'S BACK! I'm not gonna lie, I forgot he was still alive. I have no idea where he's been I love Mat I love Mat I love Mat. Stop being so based. The Seanchan would make a far better case if they told people to swear to the Emperor, May He Live Forever. Nobody would say no to Mat.

I got a crack brained theory. If Aviendha changes the name of one of her daughters to "Nakomi", my mind is just gonna be gone.

We got the Logain breakout plan. This is gonna be good Yo this conversation between Rand and Moridin is sick. I love it when a hero and a villain just have a chill ass conversation This meeting is really good. MAT AND MOIRAINE HAVE ARRIVED JUST IN TIME! Oh no it's JUST Moiraine. I guess Mat is probably going to Tuon MOIRAINE AND NYNAEVE HUGGED AAAAAAA I love people just smacking Roedran YEAH DO IT AVIENDHA! CHANGE THE FUTURE! I LOVE YOU MOIRAINE "Don't worry Egwene, Rand won't break the seals. You will :)" RAND IS SENDING THE ARMIES TO HELP LAN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This book do be a certified banger so far This is about as epic as THAT moment form Endgame. You know the one MALKIER LIVES ON THIS DAY! Yep, Mat went to Ebou Dar. Maybe his presence there will help Rand get through to Tuon. Narishma's with Lan. Based.

Ah, yes. I love Erika "would literally crush a little girl's hopes and dreams because it's funny" Furudo. She's so charming. She puts her all into a fight with a damn child. It's very funny in an incredibly morbid way. She's so pathetic but at the same time just so damn savage. Interesting Duo Beato theory. I was gonna say something about it, but I decided against it. However, I will note. Battler isn't missing anything. He understands everything. He knows who Beato is, he knows the sin he committed, he knows why Beato is doing what she's doing, he understands what magic is. Battler has a perfect understanding of the story to this point. Make of that what you will.

RAND AND PERRIN HAVE REUNITED! In spite of the imminent apocalypse, we still have time to feel good. OH MY GOD TALMANES LIVED! KING! Men have to control the circle between men and women? I thought that either could? Didn't Nynaeve control the circle with Rand for a little bit in Winter's Heart? Not very long, but I thought she held control for a second I was wondering what happened if a man and a woman both bonded one another, instead of just having one single bond WHERE THE HELL IS LOGAIN?! It's clear that Taim did SOMETHING with Logain, he didn't actually head out, but where the hell is he?! There's no way Logain would let himself be turned. Out of everyone, I would think he wouldn't let himself get anywhere near that kind of situation

Talmanes is going to die :'( HE'S GOING OUT LIKE A BOSS THOUGH, HE KILLED TWO GOD DAMN MYRDRAAL Taimandred is officially debunked. Taim is now officially a Forsaken. WHAT THE GOOD GOD DAMN IS DEMANDRED DOING?! Man. I can't believe the first major casualty of the book came in the prologue. We couldn't even reach the proper declaration that the Last Battle has started

Yeah that's fair, I'll be damned if I can remember when 90% of the events happen.

Eh, it's not that big of a deal. Annoying but I can live with it.

It'd be cool if you waited on that and let the story tell me itself what that is.