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Left broken-hearted, lonely, scared.
Wishing you were here
Wondering if you think the same
Think you wonder:
"Here? Were you?"
Wish fear, loneliness, heartbreak
Left.
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I've had a couple house plants die on me, but I think I've gotten better at taking care of them! Been keeping a good few alive for a year or so now.
TPBM is an only child
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Sounds good!
11 hours ago, stormform wert said:can I play in this round?
as OreSeur?
Absolutely.
@Thaidakar the Ghostblood, still wanting to compete as Moash?
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"Well, we've been hiding and surviving so far. What's another minute?"
Xe glanced at the marauders, the crowd of people separating her from them steadily thinning.
"Just...get it done quickly."
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I have basically nothing until the end of the month, so that's not an issue for me
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I definitely think I'm done competing for a while, so I can run it. If you want to run it, though, you can.
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I'll join!
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18 minutes ago, The Sibling said:
This roast tournament has come to an end! Thank you to
@The Sibling (LOL I didn't know you could mention yourself)
Well, that's the end of the round. It was a close one, but DramaQueen is the winner. Great job to all the contestants!
Should we start another round? I'm not able to run it because I'm going to be away next week.
I think @Thaidakar the Ghostblood wanted to join the next round. Anyone else?
I can run this next round!
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https://www.utahysaconference.org/
YSA in Utah if you haven't heard of this, here ya go.
I'm thinking I'm gonna try to go? We'll see? But anyways yeah if I do end up going and any of y'all end up going, a meetup may be in the cards
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One hour late, but I got it done.
SpoilerWell, folks, I'm back; let's do this again
We'll see who's still standing when this round hits its end
Wayne, I'll admit, you never make things dull,
But seems your favorite pastime's making Marasi uncomfortable
And, might I add, it also seems she's not the only one;
You chased after Ranette till she chased you with a gun
She shot not one, not three, but four
Still you'd insist on chasing more
It wasn't till you knew she's gay
That you finally went away
Your respect for women is seriously lacking-
And if it's me who's saying that, you know you must be slacking.
I'll confess, my attitude towards women at the balls
Was far less than ideal; why'd Vin fall for me at all?
But at least I didn't actively seek to make her squirm
You play to Marasi's discomfort, you're lower than a worm
Now, this might be low-hanging fruit,
But you, dear man, will never shoot
See, you can hardly touch a gun,
And when you do, you come undone
Disguises, healing, and speed bubbles
Barely get you out of trouble
Some may call you a coward,
In truth you're a brave man who cowered
Which is, debatably, far worse
It's not shameful, it's just perverse
Your greatest talent is your skill
At pretending to be Bill,
Joe, or Bob, whoever else
You hardly ever play yourself
Do you have a personality?
Or did you steal that from your disguisees?
In fact, I'll add on the subject of stealing,
Your "trades" are far from appealing
Kleptomania is what I'd call it
If I didn't think you'd throw a fit
It's not a trade if what you get,
If paid full price, puts you in debt
When all you give in return
Is your dead grandmother's urn
Trades are meant to be
Of equal value, so you see
You're swindling all these poor folks
And laughing like it's just a joke
Okay, fine, I'll agree
You've certainly done some good things
But at your core, no matter what
Good sir, you're just a little butt
You've never heard of boundaries,
You take things that aren't yours with ease,
Too in your head to hold a gun
Can't converse without poking fun,
You're someone else all along,
And when the train was attacked, you just got busy with MeLaan
Allow me to propose a trade:
Me for you; it's been delayed
But now this roast has reached its end
You might as well surrender to Elend.
@Channelknight Fadran I want to win, but not by default, so you'd better submit something soon.
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Oh shoot I forgot about time zones, that gives me like...no time after work, could I get even just like one or two more hours?
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Sorry for the double post, and sorry for this, but could we extend it again? Today was a lot busier than I thought it would be, I work all day tomorrow and Saturday, and I have a theatre thing tomorrow night so I won't have any time to work on it until Saturday evening.
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Just FYI I have not yet read TLM so I will only know Wayne stuff from the previous books
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So @The Sibling do you want to create a poll between me and yeshevishman?
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3 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:
Uh
there’s a tie
yeshevishman and dramaqueen
how should we go about doing this?
Maybe another vote with just us two as options?
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18 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:
I apologize, I am late. But! All three submissions for Round 2 are in, and it’s time to vote! You will have 24 hours in which to do this. Remember, the winner will have a shot at winning the whole Roast Battle, so choose wisely!
Important Note: I will be unable to officiate in the final round! Someone who is not competing will need to take my place. @The Sibling, would you be willing to?
It is not letting me vote and I don't know if it's because my service sucks rn or what but uh add one vote for me please and thanks <3
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Alrighty then, let's get this battle started,
Two of us inevitably will be leaving broken-hearted
Looking at my competition, though, I must say, I'm not scared
No offense, but it's clear that I'm the most prepared
Two of us are royalty,
Two of us divinity
Only one with both, that's me
The best out of this trinity
Lightsong, my man, a god who doesn't want to be one
But a good man like yourself knows how things should be run
See, when you're given power, you must take it with authority
You gotta let the people's lives become your top priority
You might be thinking "wait, hold up, I didn't ask to qualify
"Why are all the common folk deciding it's me they glorify?"
Chances are,
It's cuz you are
The best they got,
The rest ain't hot,
So pop a squat,
I'll tell you what
True cowardice is what you got
Sure, some folks bury heads in sand
But you refuse to take command
You're trusted and respected, too,
But you deny these things are true
You have the capability
To take responsibility;
Instead you play the fickle fool
While doubting your divinity
Who cares if you're a god or not?
With the admiration that you've got,
You have the chance to do something
Instead your life's an endless ring
You do the same things every day
Your life will never fade away
But surely you find no true joy
Just looking like a golden boy
Instead of you, Siri and Vivenna
Have to sort out your dilemmas
Hallandren is your own city
But you hardly do more than just sit pretty
Sure, you give them the occasional tip,
But mostly all you give is lip
In short, you play at apathetic;
Shorter, you are just pathetic.
And now for Adolin, a prat of a prince
Just the thought of you is enough to make me wince
To roast someone like you is an insult to my talent
You roast yourself daily just by trying to be gallant
You tried to fight for Kaladin by being your own jailor,
You've pooped yourself on purpose, and your best friend is your tailor
You're reckless, irresponsible, and can't keep a relationship
The only one that lasted had to be an arranged courtship
Dude, I read books at balls, I barely even tried,
You offended half the country then got a mail-order bride
You seem to spend all of your time out gallivanting
While everyone else tries to stop the world from ending
Honestly, you're mostly there for comic relief
And to have another person giving Kaladin grief
How many things have you done without a thought?
And how many of those things made everyone distraught?
Your impulsiveness can have its moments, that I'll admit,
Killing Sadeas was approved of, even by Wit,
But you gotta think things through, when push comes to shove,
Maybe that explains why you always struggled with love.
You need to learn when to trust your instincts and when to let them lay
Unless you want to push anyone and everyone away
Lighthearted conversation has its place, to be sure,
But when things are going wrong, it's not always the cure
You would risk everything on the slightest whim
What spren would ever want to bond with someone so dim?
Of course, powers aren't necessary to prove to be useful
Too bad so few of your efforts have proven to be fruitful
I know how it feels to be overshadowed by your wife,
But that's no excuse to run around wasting your life
I'd like to think there's hope for you, but looking at the stats,
It seems that all you'll ever be is Prince of the Prats.
So, Adolin, Lightsong, thank you for your efforts
I wish I could apologize, but the truth is that truth hurts
You did your best,
You took the test,
We'll soon discover who'll rise above the rest
You'll find that you're the losers when this round comes to its end
That's the price you pay when you face off against Elend
Fair warning: it's really really freaking long.
But your man Elend is IN THE HOUSE
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Oh gosh, I had no time today and I won't have any time tomorrow, could we extend a day or two?
Edit: on second thought I may be able to swing this. But if I'm not submitted by the deadline tomorrow, I promise I will be by that time on Saturday.
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I am out of practice and it has been quite some time since I've read Warbreaker, so we'll see how this goes
May the best roaster win!
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Lift, pancakes, and...is that the bi pride flag??
10000/10, I see no way this could be improved more.
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11 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:
Remember that you can vote on anybody, even if you are competing. That is the kind of thing I would forget, and I don’t want anyone else to!
^^
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Very simple, but also recognizable and fits with your username. 8/10
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
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For sure! Congratulations, you're the...second person to express interest :/