AonDoor

Sunday night was fun. I set a pair of shorts on the bathroom counter. That counter also had a lit candle on it. I looked over and, not having my glasses on, noted that the flame was abnormally large. That was when I realized that my shorts were on fire.

I threw the shorts on the ground, trying to stamp out the fire and burning my toe a bit. Luckily, I had the presence of mind to put the shorts in the shower. My left hand got some first- or second-degree burns, but worst of all, I lost my favorite pair of shorts. At least the cremation was free.