Szeth's Facepalm

i can't crush on anyone unless i know them personally, in real life, so good luck with all y'all having crushes on people that aren't real and i distance myself from your experiences. <3 but i mean... how does it work, exactly? like... what do you feel about the character?

Opal (dreamer trilogy 0.5):

You should do dreamer trilogy ones :3

The Raven Cycle: A rich person who wears boat shoes, a bisexual forest witch, a feminist, an angry catholic with a pet bird, and a very chilly boy galavant across rural Virginia in search of a king's tomb. There is street racing, fireworks, murderous latin teachers, yogurt, a bathroom/kitchen/laundry room, and the chilly kid gets thrown out a window (he's fine don't worry). Pls go read it rn Book 1, The raven boys (these all contain spoilers): Book 2, The dream theives: Book 3, Blue lilly lilly blue: Book 4, the Raven king: @Elf of Ooklas @Ookla the Theoretical

Sure. Though my dad overuses it and it can sometimes get tiring. If i hear one more Phillip Glass song... would you appreciate world peace?

Dang Never thought of that one

See this guy gets it

Please tell me if you ever imagine how i look, as i am very curious now lol

mmmmm well i don't actually have a crush on her, i think it's hard to get crushes on people you don't know personally but i do think she's really cool and she's so hot

how'd it go?

but zendaya is SOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT how could you NOT get a crush on her

alright, we'll drop it

Guysss look-rating isn't really good for anyone. I don't think it boosts anyone's esteem, let's not. 'Cept we can rate Zendaya cause everyone knows she's a ten

nowpe

wat is a necro?

the Root began to stir within the drunken bodies.

When you knock me down i get the storms back up again!! *epic instrumental*

oh sorry dude i ate that rock rip

Fat molecules. Do you have skin? Why or why not?

We into [crem] now, sombody's gotta shovel it

You all make a mockery of the art that is rating. 0/10 for all of you. Disrespectful.

"yessss....." whisperred the Root. "yesss.... drink... consuumeee.... for someday, i shall be inside of all, and i shall control all, and all shall be mine."

the sequel: "don't worry, if it helps, i'm sexually attracted to large goats :]"

.... . . .. .. . . .. . . .. ...... . . .. . .. . . ... . . . .. . .. . *narrows eyes* *strokes beard thoughtfully* What aren't you telling us, Enter....

(thesaurus game?) it's compelling...