Szeth's Facepalm

*throws chouta at hippo*

He was gonna send me to Vax •_•

Ahhhhhh, there's nothing like blatantly playing Little Miss Perfect on the piano in front of my homophobic dad and having him have no idea what i'm playing. Lmao.

Oh, so he gets to go the good planets? *pouts more* Also, what am i even doing here? No one's even tried to kill you yet! I'm useless! And we haven't even done any insurance related stuff!

Yeahhhh but i wanna put a facepalming hand onto a Dannex

*pouts because you didn't tag me* *throws chouta at you*

Facepalm enters. "Hello, Dannex. I would like to aquire a Dannex. By the way, i don't suppose you have any giant cursed Dannex statues that want to give me a hug and also eat me anywhere, do you?"

*cri in unable to photoshop*

YAASSSSS

*flies in clutching lift and a bunch of choutas* Hey guys! I'm back! And i brought lunch for everyone! *throws chouta at insurance agent*

Honor is dead. But i'll see what i can do. *Jojo theme intensifies*

Kiss Thaidakar, marry Kelsier, kill Taravangian. Hoid, Siri, Kaladin

I feel bad for you NHIE climbed a big mountain

Ayooooooooooooo (Also i gtg irl byeeeeee)

*bursts into tears* YOU'RE SO MEEAAAANNN! *runs out to get chouta with lift* Insurance agent: *blinks*

*koff* Um Is that a threat

That's... sad....... Is there a point, or.......

*still sus* Go on...

*narrows eyes susly* Uhhhhhhhhhhh why are we getting all sentimental?

*SCREECHES* I AM CALM!!!!!

*sits in corner sniffling*

*rolls eyes* how mature of you

Yup! I told her when you hired me, ya know. Also, she rigged my phone so it can track my location, so she knows where the headquarters are.

Umm... since when am i oath-bound? *naruto runs in a circle around the room* yup, doesn't work. :/