Szeth's Facepalm

Uhhh.... yeah? Remember, nightblood ate the discretion form so i don't have to follow it.

*looks up from third backup phone* Hey, Lift says she could do it! She's an edgedancer and all, so you guys would have another Radient on your staff. And also she promises not to steal your lunch.

Oh, that was me. Sorry. She insulted my chull burger, so i fed her to Gary.

Actually, i like being punchy punchy stabby stabby to much. Never mind.

*sighs* fine! But you'd better let me get chouta after this.

*szeth sits reluctantly and talks to lift on backup phone*

*grumbles* fine. I am choosing not to kill you all right now.

I said owwweess, ghostie. And give me another phone to talk to lift on or i destroy you all in an instant.

*looks up from phonecall* Oh, that one's named Bob. The moment i heard where we were going i called Todium, and since he owes me because i made him a sandwich (and also all that oathstone biz), he told me all about the insurance company.

@Boomerang Guy coooome baaaaaaaaaaaaack TPBM misses Boomerang Guy

*follows reluctantly while still talking to lift on the phone (how did we get this technology?)*

*sniffles* *calls lift* Hey lift, kelsier is being mean to me!

*snatches sack and runs off* THANKS! I'M OFF TO GET SOME CHOUTA AND AND GO CLOTHES SHOPPING, SEE YA IN A BIT! BYEEEEEEE

Ohhhh, i see. Uhh, since when do shards run insurance companies? You know what, i don't care. I was serious about the Investiture though, got any?

Yeah, but it's still using a sharder...

HEY! I can walk, you know, no need to treat me like a sack of potatoes. *brandishes nightblood* oh, btw, i'm gonna need some Investiture to protect you guys. Got any, like, breaths or stormlight or something? Oh, and why will i need to protect you from an insurance company? *looks around* *sees insurance company is run by Odium’s minions* Ok, why did we choose this particular insurance company? It's literally called "Odious Insurance."

French onion! Mmmm i'm hungry now

FINE! where are we going anyway?

*gasps* i will not be treated this way! *decks Thaidakar and storms off* I'm not coming back till you apologize!

*grumbles* Fine, as long as I can slap Nameless again. *slaps Nameless* Alright, where are we going? Also, what cool stuff do i get?

Look very closely at your good morning thing.

•_• No. *slaps Nameless repeatedly and leaves for the Rose Empire with nightblood*

Uhh, no? *slaps Nameless and takes nightblood back*

"Learn thai from a white guy"