Szeth's Facepalm

1. Probably light fantasy, but i like both. 2. "You are a humongous scrumpy butt scallion and i scoggle in disbutt at your bloated jumblies." - Heck beaver 3. Let's see, if we start at ten and deduct three for constantly having writers block and barely ever writing anything and one for spelling/grammar mistakes, i'd maybe say six, so slightly above average for my age. (There are obviously other flaws with my writing, those are just the most predominant for me.) 4. The Owl House, Gravity Falls, Stranger Things, and probably Arcane soon (i've only seen 1 episode, but it's REALLY good.) 5. The mods :< (except ene, she is nice and approachable lol) But other than the mods, probably the people who hang out in the "Guess the Cosmere Character" thread. They seem scary 6. Pretty much any music with lyrics that could in any way be interpreted as even slightly sad makes me cry, so i'm not gonna think about that one to hard in case i have a break-down ;-;

I just went to my first stake dance and it was LIT bro

I mean, those weren't my original words but they were kind of implied, so...

i'm peskitarien veggies and dip will do just fine, and maybe some falafel.

pink. and sure, a pyre's fine, i guess.

...... i was thinking a closed casket......

Simple and useful. 9/10.

GUYS! I JUST LOST MY MAC AND CHEESE! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR POTATO ARGUMENTS! I'M HOLDING A FUNERAL! Who's coming?

Always Who is your favorite mod (aside from Ene, who's the best and we all bow down)?

Hey, i was just craving pizza! When your friend turns into a giant red panda

Just compliment him back and tell him he's very monochrom-y.

Ye TPBM has strong opinions about MCU even though they haven't actually watched that much mcu stuff

I mean, it is true.

*sobs intensify*

How could you be so insensitive to my loss

G-guys I ruined my mac amd cheese D: I added to much milk And its all szoupy now I am devastated D:

i accept you as emperor of snarky comments, but the pineapple thing is no bueno. 1/10.

Oh also, may i request a meme? :3

Awwwwww, did you write me this sweet note and leave me a heart shaped box of chocolates? just give me the CHALK, Leopold.

Pattern, why would you hum when i said I did not steal that shardblade??? ... i thought it was fake blood??

Rise up! (What?) Here comes the general!

Yup! Two doggies. And also two little siblings, if that counts. TPBM likes monkeys.