Szeth's Facepalm

It's too dangerous out there for you, hat! You must remain here to stay safe.

*sniffles* this this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me- i- i've always wanted to be quoted on here- *bursts into tears of joy*

*deletes discord* when your crush says they like you

CHEEEEEESE CHEESE IS THE REASOn FOR ALL THINGS GOOD IN LIFE LIVE LAUGH CHEESE I love cheese bro For simple snacking, i love a firmish but tender goat cheese. For pairing with, like, triscuit crackers or savory crackers like that, definitely chedder. For having on a cheese board, definitely warmed brie with jam and crackers (not savory ones). Cheeeeeese yum yum yum

Oouuu rp *blasts glitter monster with rainbow sloths and does an epic jujitsu kick*

But you can never win The Game. *trades the giant rat tail for a hat*

OMG I CANT BELIVE WE ALMOST LET THIS DIE Anyway Uhhh I win i guess

Drandio

*wins because onions and also velociraptors and also a pygmy puff and also a really long rat tail, like, super long, the longest one you've ever seen, i'm sure*

10/10 that's my reasoning for 80% of the stuff i do

Shallan, who had been hiding under a rock, screamed "BOOTS!" and ran to catch as many as she could.

Then the popcorn chicken brutally murdered him again.

Ohhhhhh guys, i think you're all confused, it's Sandon Branderson. that's who you guys are looking for, i think. I read some of his stuff, i think he wrote, like, Fogbirthed? And Manner of Monarchs? Anyway, he's pretty good, glad to see i'm not the only one whose heard of him on here.

Facepalm rushed in, wearing a slytherin scarf and clutching a pygmy puff plushie and five chocolate frog cards. "Sorry, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood for not responding to your call, i was at harry potter world. Anyway, what's happening?" Facepalm staggered to the ground, realizing that gravity was acting really weird. "Popcorn chicken, help me!" They cried. The popcorn chicken, which had abandoned its quest for The Ultimate Facepalm long ago, sprouted wings and flew to Facepalm. Facepalm didn't really know what to to with it, so it just circled around nameless, making popcorn noises.

*curls up in a corner* TPBM likes rocks :D.

10/10 can you plz take me on a tour?

Metal eaters look for rare yummy metals What is your personality type?

*screeches* *throws chouta at everyone* *runs back and forth* *jumps out the window still screeching* *inexplicably starts flying* *wins*

*YEETS A WAFFLE AT BOOMERANG GUY, WHICH LANDS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM ON A PLATE WITH SYRUP* Excuse me, waffle king, would you please try my waffle? I've been perfecting the recipe for 13 years and if you could try it that would mean a lot to me.

... Um Cool *pelts Thaidikar with hamsters and potatos*

Nope. About fifty of my 150 are from the last week, though, cause of how active on the shard i've been, so that might be coming up lol TPBM doesn't like roller coasters

Facepalm awakened the popcorn (using Breath) and sent them on a grand quest to find The Ultimate Facepalm. They felt sorry for nameless, because of the loss of his pet rock, so they also told the awakened chicken popcorn to make a beautiful gravestone for the rock.