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@Szeth_Pancakes Do we just start guessing? I'm gonna guess: 204
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Hey, wanna come and hang out with us tomorrow? *zing* What were you saying?
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"Sooo... are we just ignoring the glitter monster?"
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"That's because it's Beyond meat, a vegetarian substitute for whitespine or whatever you make chouta out of. I'm vegetarian (except for the blood of my enemies, of course). Try it, you'll like it!" Facepalm picked up the chouta and again offered it to Kaladin. "Please don't kill me!"- 68132 replies
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Facepalm had eaten all the chouta three months earlier, causing a vast famine in the country of Herdaz. Not wanted to be stabbed in the face, they hastily prepared some more and offered it to Kaladin.- 68132 replies
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Hmm. I never really thought about that before. I don't know immediately, but i'm gonna think about that now. What's your opinion on frogs?
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Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote
Szeth's Facepalm replied to Slowswift's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Yer a goat, Harry." -Hagrid- 974 replies
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who is your favorite non mod sharder?
Szeth's Facepalm replied to Thaidakar the Ghostblood's topic in General Discussion
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
played his flute and ate a cupcake. He invited Kaladin, Adolin, and Shallan to a cupcake party with all the Sharders. Adolin ate all of the cupcakes and then died, because he was allergic to mistwraiths.- 68132 replies
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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What the Cosmere makes me feel - An essay, of sorts.
Szeth's Facepalm replied to Elf's topic in Cosmere Discussion
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Facepalm brutally murdered nameless. Then made some more cupcakes and ate them.- 68132 replies
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The Person Below Me
Szeth's Facepalm replied to The Awakened Salad's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO, NO, NO, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY (IT WAS OUR WEDDING DAY) WE WERE GETTING READY AND THERE WASN'T A CLOUD IN THE SKY (NO CLOUDS ALLOWED IN THE SKY) BRUNO WALKS IN WITH A MISCHIEVOUS GRIN (THUNDER) YOU TELLN' THIS STORY OR AM I (I'M SORRY MI VIDA GO ON) BRUNO SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN (WHY DID HE TELL HER) IN DOING SO HE FLOODS MY BRAIN (ABUELA GETS THE UMBRELLLAAA) MARRIED IN A HURRICANE (WHAT A JOYUS DAY BUT ANYWAY) WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO, NO, NO, NO, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUUNOOOOOO HEY [Encanto lovers, you know what part comes next!] SEVEN FOOT FRAME, RATS ALONG HIS BACK, WHEN HE CALLS YOUR NAME, IT ALL FADES TO BLACK, OH YEAH, HE SEES YOUR DREAMS AND FEASTS ON YOUR SCREAMS (HEYYYY) WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO, NO, NO, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bvWRMAU6V-c Theres more but i'll stop here So yeah TPBM has not heard of encanto and is therefore very confused -
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Facepalm got to the Scadrial party first and made a speed bubble, then ate all the cupcakes.- 68132 replies
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
*thanks Mr. One Ring and does not die again, instead goes and eats some chouta* -
Sanderson "Would you Rather"
Szeth's Facepalm replied to KnightRadiant's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Uhhh probably cake WYR try Rosharin wines or chouta- 722 replies
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Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)
Szeth's Facepalm replied to DramaQueen's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Hmmm Kiss Taln, marry Ash, kill Jerizen Leyten, Lopen, Lyn (all Ls hehe)- 825 replies
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What the Cosmere makes me feel - An essay, of sorts.
Szeth's Facepalm replied to Elf's topic in Cosmere Discussion
This is beautiful, I almost started crying ^^^ this part really got to me. I have a map of roshar on the wall by my reading nook (which has a beanbag and a small bookshelf) and it's right at eye level when I'm sitting down. A lot of times when i'm having a really rough time, looking at it and thinking of all the cosmere characters really cheers me up in a way other things don't. I'll take out bands of mourning and read an amusing wayne scene, or find an exiting part of WoR, and i'll just be happier. It works better than anything else. Even when i'm not sad, reading has the same affect as if i'd just had a super relaxing bath or something. It makes everything better The cosmere may not be a physical place that we can reach by travel, but it's so real to me (and us!). I wholeheartedly agree that being able to open a book and have an entire universe come exploding out (figuratively, of course) is definitely a kind of magic. This is so beautiful, it's inspiring me to make my own hah. Would you be ok if i maybe copied you (just the idea, of course, i won't just copy and paste this in a new topic lmao)? -
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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I shared a pretty small room with my younger siblings until i was ten, it got a bit crazy near the end lol. But then we moved and i got my own huge room and closet, and it was such a crazy adjustment that i slept in my sister's room for about five or six months before feeling comfortable in my own room hah NHIE crocheted a bucket hat (but i plan to!)
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Facepalm bravely dived and intercepted the Thaidikar. Then they slapped Thaidikar, cause there was a lot of slapping going on and they didn't want to miss out.- 68132 replies
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The shards all somehow missed Thaidikar and hit Tim the janitor, who was sitting in a secluded corner of the beach watching and eating chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzels-that-taste-like-strawberriesTM. He screamed and slapped nameless in the face because he was closest.- 68132 replies
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Szeth's Facepalm replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Certified Gay Disasters
Szeth's Facepalm replied to Delightful's topic in Social Groups, Clans, & Guilds
Totally ...i think (am i qualified to answer this? Idk lol but I'm gonna say yes)