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  1. Szeth's Facepalm
    "Also, I hope it's not to late to mention but if the de-glitter-er potion in the de-glitter-inators touches human flesh, the area it touched will constantly feel like a huge mosquito bite."
  2. Szeth's Facepalm
    "KINDA BUSY, 2EmLee2!" Szeth's Facepalm blasts the glitter monster with a spray of de-glitter-ing potion. "BUT I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY BAG FOR THAT! JUST BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T GET BITTEN BY MY PET CAPYBARA IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN!"
  3. Szeth's Facepalm
    Facepalm narrows their eyes. "I always knew this day would come." They carefully set the pizza down and grab three de-glitter-inators from their bag. They throw two into the air (presumably for someone to catch) and then start running towards the monster. "CHARGE!"
  4. Szeth's Facepalm

    SQUEEEEEEEAK

    SQUEEEEEELLL

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    yes I'm sure many of you have gotten ur books its not such a huge deal but this is my first time experiencing a book release (i wasn't that into sanderson when RoW came out) so i am HYYYYPPPEDDD 

    ...

    Just gotta wait for my doomslug plushie/pin now

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  5. Szeth's Facepalm
    "Hi guys, I'm back with pizza- what the frick is that?"
  6. Szeth's Facepalm
    Szeth's Facepalm coughs loudly. "Wouldthisbeagoodtimetomentionhowunconnectedimfeelingwithmygendersoimgonnaduckoutforjustaslongasittakesyoutocleanupthemessfromthisokbyeegiiiiirrrllsss" Facepalm coughs again, grabs their stuff and dashes out the door before the timer countdown reaches zero. They can be seen at domino's, getting pizza and breadsticks for everyone.
  7. Szeth's Facepalm
    Szeth's Facepalm sighs again, puts away all sharp pointy and potentially dangerous objects, and rips box open with their bare hands. They gasp as the inside starts glowing. "It's- it's-"
  8. Szeth's Facepalm
    Facepalm sighs and pulls out a multi-tool. "No one ever appreciates my preparedness... Anyway, lets open the box!"
  9. Szeth's Facepalm
    "Ok!" Facepalm pulls out the cleaver they keep in their bag. "Who wants to slice the tape?"
  10. Szeth's Facepalm
    "How about we just do it for cheetos?"
  11. Szeth's Facepalm
    "Ooooo, my words are in quotation marks now!!" Szeth's Facepalm walks over to 2EmLee2. "Yes, that package looks very nice. It also smells like cheetos, which is a good sign."
  12. Szeth's Facepalm
    "Let's start a chocolate-covered-peanut-butter-pretzal-that-tastes-like-strawberries factory!" Said Butt.
  13. Szeth's Facepalm
    Facepalm's machines and Nameless's inquisitors collided like two walls, and they fought until only rubble was left. And two lone figures, staring at each other across the destruction.
  14. Szeth's Facepalm
    Even using the lenses of Rashid, Szeth's Facepalm was not able to decipher Johnny Boy's words. And then the wave of destruction from the facepalm hit Nameless's forces. And then Facepalm realized how OPed they were. And then they didn't care, because anything can happen on TLT.
  15. Szeth's Facepalm
    Nope, three scoops is my limit. Has been to Casa Bonita (or, if that's to specific, has been to Denver)
  16. Szeth's Facepalm
    Hey- aren't you allergic to peanuts? I'm pretry sure that is a peanut butter sandwich... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm pretty sure it's gone now. Just a hunch.
  17. Szeth's Facepalm
    Szeth's Facepalm, still laughing maniacally, raised their hands high over their head, then slammed them into the robot tower. The fused tower of melted glass robots unfused themselves and grew to about 3.78 times their original size, and began speeding towards Nameless's inquisitors. Then Facepalm dashed away across the barren plain left by the thermonuke, presumably to their secret stash of lenses.
  18. Szeth's Facepalm
    GET IT! GET IT! *pulls out massive water gun filled with ketchup* PREPARE TO DIE, @Boomerang Guy!!!! *pauses* Haha that rhymed heh DIEEEEEE!
  19. Szeth's Facepalm
    Everyone looked at Ene. Then they looked at the massive wave of destructive power that was barreling towards Nameless and his horde.
  20. Szeth's Facepalm
    Szeth's Facepalm cackled. Oh, Nameless, foolish child, you cannot defeat me. Facepalm raised their hand, and with an incredible flourish... They facepalmed.
  21. Szeth's Facepalm
    It was Szeth's Facepalm, who had used the 420 consultants (who where actually glass robot AIs from the freelands) as a shield against the thermonuke. They climbed their mighty glass robot tower, firebringer's lense in hand. (Because they were an oculator, obviously.)
  22. Szeth's Facepalm
    The next grotesque abomination can finish cooking or just eat a new potato.
  23. Szeth's Facepalm
    Cute, but since your going with a bird i might have chosen a robin to match your name. It's adorable though, so 7/10
  24. Szeth's Facepalm

    No luck on the Fish summoning, he left me on read :/

    1. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Sorry @Experience

    2. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      :O. Fish may be coming! Brace yourselves! (Only maybe, but it's a very solid maybe)

    3. Experience

      Experience

      :0

  25. Szeth's Facepalm
    Lol I'm sure i could, i've eaten three of the top five hottest peppers in the world and quite frankly was underwhelmed. My family doesn't eat that much spicy food though, so i don't really remember trying it, if i have. TPBM has read the HP books, and if so, thinks Harry Potter is actually kinda annoying.
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