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    Mistborn: final empire spoilers
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    ELUVIANII, THE DRAGON IS GONNA EAT ME! HELP!! HOW DO I STOP IT?!?! *facepalms*
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    Facepalm laughed because King of the Oreo had just told a funny joke. And also because Facepalm had a real full circle- 420 consultants, to be precise.
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    Wanna get tacos later? *cough* uhhh... it wasn't me. No, i'm serious!
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    Hia! Welcome to the shard.
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    Oops, sorry, here they are: Shallan is by Lyrania on deviant art Dalinar is by ex-m on deviant art Kaladin is by <<<this guy on tumblr
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    I'm vegan (Nothing against vegans just couldn't cook for one for extended periods of time) Who is your least favorite cosmere character?
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    What is your favorite harry potter book?
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    Butt then ate Kaladin, who had been following him this entire time.
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    LOOK

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    Look at this cute and special good boi

    Also, for those in the US, whats your favorite Thanksgiving food? I'm taking a poll.

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      Szeth's Facepalm

      Or you all could come to MY HOUSE... 

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      And we could do a ritual to summon the Beyond Turky!

      ...

      Ok i'll stop now

    3. DramaQueen

      DramaQueen

      Stick, there are already more of us in Utah. Join us.

    4. AonEne

      AonEne

      A good boi!! 

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    Woahhhh, that didn't even occur to me lol, congrats @Shard of Reading!
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    Butt ate the mushroom. it tatsed like chocolate covered peanut butter pretzels that tasted like strawberries.
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    Thank you! I was actually pretty apprehensive about that line, glad I ended up put it in Yours was awesome by the way, especially the rhythm. I literally had to start rapping under my breath when i was reading it it lmao
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    Everyone then nuked TalnFan for nuking Everyone. Nuclear war followed.
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    No! Join us! *looks around* why is everyone looking at me funny? Don't you want to summon the Beyond Burger? ... No? *scowls, picks up all the veggie patties and sulks in a corner eating them*
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    YES! *places veggie patties in pentagram on floor* we now must summon the great Beyond Burger!
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    quick, lets do the secret peskitarian thing that no one knows except for peskitarians! *whispers conspiratorialy* what is the secret peskitarian thing?
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    I used to really like that, but then i became peskitarian (and i haven't eaten meat in so long that it kind of grosses me out) so smae lol
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    C'est fair. Anyway... frick pickles, let's start a real debate, girls: pineapple on pizza? Personally, i think it's delicious and that people who don't like it but haven't tried only don't like it because the media tells them to. :D.
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    Shallan? Or probably Veil, often confused as Shallan
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    So the evil librarians changed everyone's name back, but with one consonant missing. Ex: "Nameess"
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    He decided that everyone should have his name. So he legally changed everyone's name to - - - .
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    I made a mistcloak this year! I'm pretty proud of it. (Also, hi guys, i'm back on this forum!)
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    *smashes through window* Hi Can- can i join you This seems fun And i'm mostly a gorl So
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    My life... my life has purpose now. 20211029_142326.thumb.jpg.aabf5d18effc2e13154932023f49ce82.jpg

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      Szeth's Facepalm

      @DramaQueenNATALIE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THAT WAS THE LAST THING THAT MADE SENSE IN MY LIFE! NOW I'LL HAVE TO GO TO YOUTUBE REHAB OR SOMTHING! *breaks down sobbing*

    3. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      (Non LDS kids must be so confused right now lol)

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      @Szeth's Facepalm ikr, this is hilarious. 

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