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  1. The Bookwyrm
    But then, Found the Kitten found the Bean That Was Never Found in the fourth dimension. He brought it to Bookwyrm and Wizard.
  2. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm was daunted. That bean quest was in the ancient history of TLT, and he didn't know if they would ever find the Bean that was Never Found.
  3. The Bookwyrm
    The Bookwyrm agreed, and the two set off. The first thing they encountered was...
  4. The Bookwyrm
    "It's okay, Fuzzy," Bookwyrm said. "I'll find out where the pulses are coming from and try to stop them." He then left on his quest, with his Maybe Narrationblade at his side. Edit: And also with Wizard, because he didn't see that post until after he left.
  5. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm decided to take his Maybe Narrationblade and go on a quest to find out where the pulse was coming from. Maybe he would find the University of Universes along the way.
  6. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm wondered if he was one of these.
  7. The Bookwyrm
    "I want to take classes at the University of Universes," Bookwyrm said. "It sounds like an amazing school."
  8. The Bookwyrm
    "What's that language you're speaking, Everyone?" Bookwyrm asked. "And how do you speak it?"
  9. The Bookwyrm
    Bookwyrm was confused again. This commonly happened on TLT when you left for a few pages. Bookwyrm continued wondering if the sword he had summoned was a Narrationblade.
  10. The Bookwyrm
    I like Narrationblade better than Narrator Blade.
  11. The Bookwyrm
    "Oh." Bookwyrm looked at the sword. "Maybe this isn't my Narrator Blade after all." He thought. Then he said: "I must go on a quest to figure out how to get my Narrator Blade!"
  12. The Bookwyrm
    "Why are we killing people?" Bookwyrm asked as he did a few practice swings with his Narrator Blade. "Can't we just all solve our problems peacefully?"
  13. The Bookwyrm
    "I think you just narrate it into existence."
  14. The Bookwyrm
    Mayby. Probably, considering most plots in TLT can't last very long. Good job getting one to survive this long in the flood of chaos! TLT is too long, though and I don't have time to go looking for coherent plots, so I can't really confirm or deny it. Seriously, someone brave should try to compile the entire thing into one document. Where did TOWWACBob come from, anyway? Bookwyrm was bored, so he tried summoning his Narrator Blade. And he SUCCEEDED! It was a really cool sword. As all Narrator Blades should be.
  15. The Bookwyrm
    When wandering around TLT, you can find coherent plots (or at least partially coherent ones) that exist for a few dozen pages or so. I think the current plot is just coming in and out of the flood of randomness. A giant glob of tuna smoothie hit the crazy man with the Light BowGun on the head. Edit: It's also weird that pages are a unit of time in TLT.
  16. The Bookwyrm
    Somepeople was confused, so he screamed.
  17. The Bookwyrm
    As if to emphasize Wizard's point, it began raining tuna smoothie.
  18. The Bookwyrm
    I would like to know this as well.
  19. The Bookwyrm
    The Bookwyrm noticed that a coherent, relevant plot was starting again.
  20. The Bookwyrm
    Hey, that's mine! If I had seven rocks, and nine of them had soup, what time is the color of "How Firm a Foundation"?
  21. The Bookwyrm
    The Ghanderflaffles Ghanderflaffled in rage and chased after Lift. Edit: The Ghanderflaffles are now Ghanderflaffling.
  22. The Bookwyrm
    They wanted to chase Lift, but the movie was still going.
  23. The Bookwyrm
    The Ghanderflaffles took the popcorn, started watching, and left Butt alone.
  24. The Bookwyrm
    Butt didn't know what to do. He had nothing left at all. So he gave the Ghanderflaffles some popcorn.
  25. The Bookwyrm
    Butt tried to scare the Ghanderflaffles away by turning up the volume of the movie as loud as it could go.
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