The Wandering Wizard

The Eizard's eyes rotate 360 degrees around it's head looking for danger. It's eight arms wave it's weapons menacingly.

The Lady of Shadows cackles and shifts into a massive, shadowy, snake. Tearing through the halls clearing them of all lifeforms. Blood drips from her fangs and she hisses. "Hallwaysssss E through J are clear."

"The chickens are dead or under my command in sectors A-D my love."

Nope, but my younger sisters do.

*Dilaf's voice* "But you could be in the service of Jadeth's Holy empire!"

Good for you! 99/0.00000000000000000000001

"My pleasure." The corrupted chicken knife hangs in the air before Bookwyrm and Thaidakar. Emma floats through the clinic hiding in the shadows. Her voice booms from every shadowed corner. "YOU HAVE KILLED MY TWIN, PREPARE TO DIE!" The chickens attack, but their attacks mean nothing to the Queen of the Shadows. Thousands are slaughtered as the shadows lengthen and strangle the chickens. A glowing knife flies towards the shadows and it is halted in it's path. The dagger burns black, corrupted, and the Darkness throws it into the heart of the chicken that threw it, corrupting the chicken. The corruption spreads throught the chickens and the army becomes loyal to the Queen of the Shadows.

Now that the motion has been seconded, we will move to discussion and then to the vote. *BANG* The floor is now open to discussion!

"It is time to pardon these filthy chickens FROM LIFE!" Emma disperses into shadows and speeds off towards the chicken army.

I second this motion!

I don't have much time right now. But Shining how is a four elim team going to let their teamate be bussed on day one without any attempt, even half hearted to save them?

One of the best zelda games ever. TPBM has used the multiquote function

The Eizard trumpeted in agreement and it's eight spider hands, each pulled out a different magical weapon.

Sure do! TPBM likes Metroid

The Viren's son right?

"So I was right. I smell it nearby." The Eizard's giraffe tongue flicks out.

"I think it be in the sarcophagus."

"Yes" Replies the Eizard in a deep Scottish brogue. You have to visually hear it.

Fortunately the Eizard knew it and the Eizard was immune to negative narration.

The Eizard spirals into the ground creating a portal out of THE TOILET!

The Eizard lived and rescued Cellist from the spikes.

The Eizard flew after Cellist on massive whale wings.

The Eizard curled around Cellist's feet.