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The Wandering Wizard

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  1. Dalinar's command. Easy choice. Would you rather be an aluminium misting or a duralumin misting?
  2. "Well, that wasn't intentional and it didn't mean they had to die. I'm sure there are billions upon billions of people in TLT possible over a trillion. That disease only kills a million at a time." Irrelevant discovered a cure. @Shining Silhouette You still want to insult people as wit, if you have time now?
  3. "Finally that disease sucked! Everyone(non-personified) wanted to kill me, for some reason."
  4. Gotten that. NHIE feed a live fly to a cat (They really like them)
  5. "I wished this had lasted longer last time. Now I get to go again!" When smacking the principle with a tray.
  6. Hoid devoured 798 tasty souls for Thursday lunch. However, Kelsier, who had formerly formulated a terrifying plan to eventually become Ruin, decided to devour Nightblood with v2.0 of pineapples; this made Hoid supremely painful deity.
  7. Stay out here, paraphrased. You are being chased by Kaladin, what do you do?
  8. "Why did you fall in the volcano?" I ONLY BURPED!
  9. Granted. You lose all your motor skills. I wish to be able to transform into creatures of any size.
  10. I had thought that physics would have been a little more busy. Edit: I'd also like to request a meme. Besides the one above.
  11. Unfortunately Narrator Wizard had been infected with the suddenly disease. Suddenly scales everywhere!
  12. Decide to shape your morals around Wayne and try to emulate him as best as possible. When you are in a two mile enclosure with a hungry male tiger
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