The Wandering Wizard

I read the rithmatist in fifth grade, and found mistborn in middle school. But I didn't read stormlight until my sophmore year and then devoured the rest of sandersons books later that year.

Wizard replies. "Into the crocodile's den we go."

Bart had finished all the corn and carrots in the world. He then started on cucumbers.

Anyone who thinks otherwise just needs to listen to Louis Armstrong and they shall be converted. *Starts singing You're Welcome*

Quite possibly now. 1. TLT SHALL REIGN FOREVER! 2. The Alleyverse 3. NO!

"In the book of life, the answers are not in the back!" - Charlie Brown

Proof: No one in the cosmere is cytonic so no one can know what it is really like Theory: Hoid is Adonalsium

Should I obey the law of the question?

"No." Retorts Lylac. "Do you think I care right now, PAUL IS DEAD!" Lylac strains her ears to hear Tria's reply. "My sister is dead too." Lylac freezes. "What did you just say?" Whispers Lylac.

Strangest I can remember right now is lemon and lime ice cream. Why do people swear so much?

Alright. This is a dog pokemon.

Nope, don't like it very much. TPBM has seen a banana cry.

Who would like to be strapped into my latest contraption, signed by Brightness Navani herself, guaranteed to make you a radiant or kill you. Like all envisager contraptions, you die or become radiant. Step up one and all to become RADIANT!

After he finished the corn, Bart took out a carrot and started eating it.

"Actually he is my creation." Said Wizard. "I accidentially created him when suggesting ideas, I think."

I do! TPBM likes math in general.

"That seems as good a backstory as any I've heard." Wizard then ruins this by saying "Though, I've never actually heard a good backstory before."

Yes! Makes it easy to get early morning help if needed. I imagine possible mornings spent on Ap Calc diff help. TPBM has done jousting before.

It's fine, I've forgotten things like that too before. And I look forward to seeing more, I don't have anymore songs for you.

Wizard's eyes glow bright blue "'I’ll die before I become like them. I’m so sick of all this death.' He decided to go up there, and then we understood. That’s why he turned his back to us. Because he didn’t want to see us die.' Does that work for more for you?"

Nope. TPBM has a pet other than dogs, cats, birds, or fish.

"How about this?" Suggests Wizard. 'Ever since the ruins were discovered in the sky, making it obvious that there was no hope left for...'

And Ghanderflaffle was reborn as Ghanderflaffle the Eizard.