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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
The Wandering Wizard replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Well reality came and slapped Nameless in the face. His plans were burned to a crisp.- 67649 replies
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"They are immune to all attacks from those that enter the maze. I'm going to get a snack." Ember leaves and then returns with a dead death rat. "You all should probably get on me now as we have to enter the maze, unless you all would like to be eaten by the death rats?" -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
The Wandering Wizard replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Except, as he came home later that day, his plans had been tampered with.- 67649 replies
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"One of these rats will feed me for... a couple hundered years." -
Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted
The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"I dislike all male channelers. That doesn't mean I wish to murder you and eat you. We really should be moving as a pack of." Ember glances down the hallway. "Rats spiked with... unknown qualities." -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
The Wandering Wizard replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"All will be revealed when the prophecy is complete." The Last Krakitrice burrows away to find more rare ore.- 67649 replies
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"I shook you like a kitten and then put you down. What about that entails I am going to eat you. Nugget would be mad at me if I did and there are some tasty mice that are coming to eat you all." -
Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted
The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
Ember set Nameless down and turned to Silhouette. "I come out when Nugget needs to rest or when I need to rest. I also was a pet of Wizard's and his twin. Nugget can tell you the story as I was unconcious at the time when we were combined into one. So we switch out every day to allow the other to have contact with the real world and not have to see it through another's eyes." -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
The Wandering Wizard replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The Last Krakitrice narrows it's eyes. "Now why would I want to do that?"- 67649 replies
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"IT IS FERUCHEMICAL CADMIUM. THE MEDALLION GIVES YOU THE POWER TO STORE YOUR BREATH." Ember picks Nameless up in her mouth by the nape of his neck and shakes him like a disobedient kitten. -
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The Wandering Wizard replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I have as many as are needed for each situtation."- 67649 replies
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"I could have filled a medallion that was given to you to protect you from poison air, with poisoned air? Just start storing cadmium when we enter the poison air and nothing too strange will happen to you." -
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
The Wandering Wizard replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I can count on my claws the times you have actually done something for a good reason."- 67649 replies
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"Soon we will reenter the maze. Do you all have your double cadmium medallions?" -
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"You tried to control me." The Last Krakitrice started convulsing and spits out Eof.- 67649 replies
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The Wandering Wizard replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
He used this to turn Nameless and Eof into cheese. He then ate them and they fell into the stomach arena.- 67649 replies
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"As you wish." Ember stretchs. "So when do you all want to leave? I can keep all of them in the sack, but my contract states that two adventures must be awake before I can start moving." -
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The Wandering Wizard replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
He consumed the sword and gained the power to...- 67649 replies
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"I can bring Nugget out if you wish, but he will be grumpy as it is his day to sleep." -
The Last Post Wins!!!!!
The Wandering Wizard replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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The Last Post Wins!!!!!
The Wandering Wizard replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
You start at home and go a block, then you turn 90 degrees left and go another block. You turn another 90 degrees to the left and go another block. You turn another 90 degrees to the left and when you reach home there is a masked man waiting for you. Why is there a masked man waiting for you? I will only answer yes and no questions. -
I kind of know what it is, but I've never played it. Favorite riddle, with the answer NOT included?
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The Wandering Wizard replied to Medium's topic in Roleplaying
"I think I might go to sleep." Nugget changes into a giant cat. Who yawns and stares at the party members with brilliant emerald eyes. "I am Ember. I come out at certain times when Nugget sleeps. We were both pets of Wizard and his twin who got combined into one. We trade off during certain hours of the day." Ember stretches and starts cleaning her black pelt with glimmers of orange and brown.