The Wandering Wizard

Why should I go get your cat? "I do not say blah, blah, blah."

Do you use a ship to hop between worlds as that would be unconventional. 10/10

Wizard started putting up a banner that read: "Happy Birthday Doctor Calano."

This impacted his tragectory for cynicism.

Yes, we needs don't talk like normal teenagers. Did you know that wombats poop cubes?

This made perfect sense to Logic.

They never believed him.

Yet he still became addicted to it.

Do you not memorize random facts and spout them at random times?

TLPW has yet to pass 1,500 pages and TLT is nearly 2,000 pages.

So the universe sent Cynical on a interdimensional travel trip.

NEVER LONGER THAN TLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was also where Atticus "Tick" Higgenbottom resided.

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Buttermilk syrup or strawberries. Best waffle topping?

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And you have underestimated the power of this post.

I'm not that old yet and nothing quite yet. What do two people do you wish would meet in the cosmere?

Wizard appears and starts rapidly speaking. "Welcome @SymphonianBookworm! I'm glad that you found your way here. I'm just stepping in for a friend who is gone for now. Here is your room key and the block letter and number is inscribed into the key. Your room will be fully equiped for everything a sanderfan could wish for. This includes: the latest fabrial machines including a fully working hologram computer and access to the fabrinet. Our library also includes all books that were ever written or are going to be written. Just watch out for other patients as some have very sever cases of Brandofandonitis and join in daily community building or destroying exercises. Including foosball games that turn intense very fast or going insane from channeling saidin. You can choose your own investiture here in ICBAAOM! So have fun and try not to die too often."

My favorite shard would have to be

RoW is a really good book and my favorite sanderson book so far, but my favorite sanderson book tends to be the latest cosmere book he has written.

Welcome to the shard! What cosmere books have you read?

Welcome to the shard!

Now that is something I want to see, 11/10.