The Wandering Wizard

So could you repeat why your are dead, again? It's Marethyu.

Here's a few to start Favorite piano guys song? Favorite video game? Cats or dogs? Favorite cosmere sanderson creature? Favorite science? Favorite breed of cat? Favorite breed of dog? Favorite breed of frog? Do you think that toads exist and Angela is right? Frogs or Toads? Favorite animal? Favorite books genre? What do you think about the Khezu? Warning: may contain very mild horror elements. Disclaimer: very easy to kill. Favorite thread? TLPW or TLT? Is this enough questions? What animal would you transform into if you could turn into a animal? What of sanderson's cosmere creatures would you be if you could be one of them? Edit: I am not one to be out done either. *Cracks everything* Who would you save Garfiled, Odie, or John? Favorite sanderson book? Favorite nintendo game? Favorite zelda game? Favorite Robert Jordan book? Favorite fan art ever? Favorite fan fiction ever? Favorite language, can be a coding language? What do you think of these jokes? What is brown and sticky? A STICK What grade did the computer get? C++ What note did the computer play? C# Are there more questions than Elf's questions? Favorite instrument? Who would you save? Saruman or Count Doku How to Train Your Dragon or Kung Fu Panda? Are you going to answer these questions? Chortlism or Wafflism? Are you going to answer before this gets out of hand?

Be very confused at how I am in two places at once What would you do if you found a book in your pocket?

What is brown and sticky?

Well congradulations you now are qualified to be a dad as you have made your first dad joke.

Now that was a bad joke. Perhaps a very suitable dad joke.

Good I suppose.

I already have and am on second breakfast. What team do you want to join, all you have to say is the letter.

"And I'll shoot anyone that comes near to Thaidakar," replied Hunter.

A Roc would eat me not the other way around NHIE forced introduced a cat to a dog

Welcome to the Shard! What is your favorite book?

Tell me the words if you can remember and I can probably verify if it's chinese or not. Most likely not but maybe. 10/10

I AM NOW A HOLY WARRIOR PRIEST OF CHORTLISM, PREPARE TO BE CONVERTED OR DEAD IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE.

"Mostly, because I scared all the enemy opperatives away including his date." Replied Hunter

Hunter smacked them all away with his massively oversized sword. He then shot them while they were in the air. All in a day's work.

Hunter came back from a extended vacation to guard Thaidakar.

Thank you for the support @Nameless. Now what can't I promise that I must promise?

I, also a representative of Chortlism will bring the true light of chortlism to this thread and with it free food such as chortle juice and chorffles.

You are accepted into our ranks. Congradulations, a invite to Chortlism HQ will be coming soon.

@Sequence PRESENCE STRIKE DOWN THIS BLASPHEMER!

WE MUST STRIKE DOWN THE ONE THAT WOULD PUT HIMSELF HIGHER THAN THE PRESENCE.

This is number one the misspelling of Chortle

Did you say not mime? It da cat

Nice name, and I hope you did good on your test. 12/10

TARAVANGIAN no more MOASH Who is the big villian of the cosmere?