The Wandering Wizard

Would your pet like to meet Moash? OH LOOK it's a CROW!

Give it to a group of powerful wizards or Alex What would you do if you found the insanity clinic for the moderately brandonfandonitis afflicted in your pocket?

I think now is a good time to go on a tour, don't you think so? When you are in challenger deep.

Someone's been reading Leven Thumps Granted. The squid now lives in the bottom of challenger deep I wish to be able to go to Foo

What do you use to apprehend chortle heretics? IT'S A CAT! OH NO, IT'S A CAT!

Most likely you will be excommunicated from Chortlism for breaking the way of the chort at some point.

So if you write every day the quality of your work goes down?

I was thinking about chortlism last night and for some reason my brain thought about fascism and came up with this joke. What do you get when you put fake + ism together? fascism. THIS IS A JOKE NOT REALLY WHAT HAPPENED.

Use it and if it's not invented then copyright it, make more, and then sell it What would you do if you found a Khezu in your pocket?

I am Shiro When you are ambushed by a crimson glow valstrax.

Kelsier What shard are you?

Going to the Henry Doorly Zoo would be fun What do you think about *Chotles*?

Granted. You are now tied to a giant squid and have to follow it everywhere I wish for more sleep.

Listening to music is good, 9/10

What should I not say around lliteral man? *CHORTLES*

Who are you killing? Well this should be fun!

Never done that NHIE watched more than three dogs

Gets a question mark Inserts a *Chortle*

The universe *Chortled*.

I'm reading Shogun by James Clavell on a friends recomendation.

It's a oversized griffin that zooms at you really fast so be ready to dodge. The only flagship I faced was Malzeno and he wasn't hard. Narwa the Allmother was harder and the crimson Valstrax was a little easier than Narwa but they were about the hardest monsters that I have faced in MHR. I HAVE DONE IT. The crimson glow valstrax is dead and I have the armor I want from it. I also got two orbs from the valstrax from quest rewards when I was playing with my brother but I had to leave. I didn't get the part I wanted then though. Here is a meme I made about fatalis. @Eluvianii

Yes, I do.

Are you going to question me like the children of the light? Or someone more reasonable.

Honest mistake I meant to say *chortles*

CHORTLISM FOR ALL! Was Wizard's campaign