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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    Lightning strikes the flank of the foes as Wizard summons his axe wielding the axe in right and hook in left. Foes vaporize when touched by the axe or hook and massive explosions rattle flanks of the enemies keeping them from retreating. I kill all these and weep for what they once were and what they could have been.
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    "Where is this Knight that I may learn of their guilt?" Wizard's eyes flash.
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    What movie should we make next? Yeah I und- *Squirrel* what were you saying?
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    "And why would you want to hit someone non-personified of course?"
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    chortle
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    "Why is that," asked Wizard.
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    Along with his friend Donkey.
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    "Thank you for the clarification, here have a book or two!" Madly cackled Wizard.
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    This however let him return to being Lord Farquaad
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    This didn't send him to jail it just...
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    This was unfortunate as Lord Fartwad had yet to change his lawyer's and so they would defend Lord Farquaad but not Lord Fartwad.
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    Here's the link to the monster hunter thread. Are you going to ask everyone if they will join chortlism? @Boomerang Guy?
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    The ground erupts under the enemy army and lava burst forth. Wizard's eyes turn to flat black disks and his aura flashes in time with his hook.
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    "That's just the lower end of my estimates." "The good is that there should be less of the creatures guarding the shadow realm we are entering. The bad news well, just look up." A army bursts from the top of the hill.
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    NO don't go to kirby or he'll- MY EXPLOSIVES ARE HERE!
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    Is it possible to backstab all my companions and then run for the hills? When you're in the fellowship of the thing
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    Why would you? NHIE had a normal high school year
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    "With a army of around a trllion souls chasing after us, do you want to here the good news or the bad news first?"
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard teleported over towards Drozor. "How do you feel?" Meanwhile Lord Fartwad was learning how to fart from wario to get his revenge.
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    The balance of power has shifted. But which way left or right, mused Wizard Meanwhile Lord Farquaad was being renamed lord Fartwad.
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    Quintuple hahahahaha and a chortle
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    They take over the windows that have sun in them. Fleeing seems like a good idea but from what? 30/16
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    Triple hahaha!
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    Meanwhile GWoR continued to even greater loss of life on both sides.
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    The cats summoned their bigger cousins, lions, tigers, and all the big cats came to join the war greatly extending the loss of life and generations lost. It still happened in only 10 seconds.
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