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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    That was because it consisted of 655 of Lard's 500 brothers.
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    A random person gave them a 655 course meal.
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    Welcome to the shard! Who is your favorite character?
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    "Who are you traveler?" Asks Wizard as he walks swiftly over.
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    Irrelevant made the hardtack irrelevant and gave him a five course meal instead.
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    "I am fine, just death as always makes me weep." Wizard dries his eyes, "though our foe now knows us to be here making our mission harder, more intersing, or fun depending on how you look at our situation."
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    "Hmm." Wizard told his Eizard servants to put Thaidakar into a bed to rest, "for he might be asleep for a while."
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard smiles and starts weeping "This hook is rather useful for that sort of thing."
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    "To overthrow the Ghanderflaffle empire and Nameless's empire."
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    "Dog-men of ancient times. They have the head of a jackal and the bottom half of a human." Replies Wizard as he turns one fourth in flames, another fourth into crystals, a fourth into dust, and a fourth into water.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    "Would you like to join my team. I am looking for resourceful people to join such as yourself."
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard takes a bit from the arch and studies it. "These are no fake bones." "Yes we do just walk through." As Wizard replies a legion of anpu come through the door.
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard caught the fist and threw Thaidakar into the center of the Ghanderflaffle empire.
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    This of course was just his mind playing tricks on him.
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    "Sometimes surviving is the worst part of life. We must get moving soon as this Shadowrealm is a high traffic area for most creatures that live in these realms." Wizard starts heading for the crystalin bone arch. "Through here we must go."
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    This was all in Thaidakr's mind as that was the prison.
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    "In a place where fools set things on fire and men mess things up," replied Nynaeve as she left. "You are in the clinic library most likely as that is where most people are," replied the air. Wizard starts reading 10 books at once
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard grinned his prison was working quite well.
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    Use it to save you from Wayne and then use it in self defense if I'm a allomancer otherwise find a way to use a powerful magnet to automatically spin the barrels WWYDIYF Nightblood in your pocket?
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    There is one other person that already has... Wayne.
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    Turn it too many times and get sucked into Rondo What would you do if you found Wayne's lucky hat in your pocket?
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard took Thaidakar into custody and kept him in his special narrator proof holding cell.
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    Start selling parts of it to other people WWYDIYF a upvote in your pocket?
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    em pleh dlouhs ouY Starts meowing
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    The portal opens and reveals a dusky gray landscape covered in volcanic ash. Wizard walks through the portal, "welcome to Xibalba and remember that each myth and legend has a grain of truth at the center."
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