Jump to content

The Wandering Wizard

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    7107

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    21

 Content Type 

Everything posted by The Wandering Wizard

  1. The Wandering Wizard
    "Wizard teleported all the Urn dragon blood into the great Urn dragon blood reserve and went to smack the ghanderflaffle empire around again, as he was bored.
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    Take it home and raise it to be a cat with my cats WWYDIYF a bead of metal in your pocket
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    This resulted in another court proceeding with Wizard bringing Samanth Vacker in for the trial.
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard had taken enough time to learn to replicate the blood and started using the synthesized blood.
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard leaves the Urn Dragon blood and leaves.
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    "I have evidence that the original card was faked by you." Wizard leaves the Urn Dragon blood and disappears.
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    "I found this card near lots of blood." Gasped the Eizard. "It is the same but it reads or instead of and." The Eizard dies of it's injuries.
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    Suddenly a Eizard appears with a ripped and torn SOLCUD.
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    "Your honor, I have the correct card here. The one that was signed by my pal Pluto." Wizard hands a Super Official Looking Card to the Urn Dragon or SOLCUD as Urn Dragon's call them.
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    "Wait that was the wrong card, here is the card." Wizard hands the Urn dragon the correct card.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    "I gave you the card I had before. So someone was trying to sabotage the procedings Taln."
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    I thought it was Ares but it has been a while. Granted you are sent to Mars I wish to have a perfect memory
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    Use it as all metalminds are usefull and set one day a week for storing the metal mind What would you do if you found the bands of mourning in your pocket?
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    "Yes you may." Wizard hands the card over to the Urn dragon.
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    Granted. Ares throws you off for not being Gregor I wish to know all chuck norris jokes that are ever said.
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    "I had a card that allowed me a one time offer of taking the blood of a Urn dragon named Pluto or if they died by farting and someone murdered my pal Pluto."
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    That is what he is talking about More ninjas started dying and falling in the court.
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    "Yes as this made the urn dragon dizzy and have gas right before it was going to die it was killed by a fire spear."
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    Irrelevant is a great word
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    Granted. You are now stuck in China, did you say You now fart alot without control? I wish to have supreme control over my farts.
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    "The evidence is that my client Wizard over here had papers that read: \/ This is why Wizard could take the urn dragon blood without being attacked by copyright." Calmly replied Chuck Norris as he started fighting Taln.
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    Chuck Norris objected the objection with a NOPE Ninjas started dying everywhere again
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    Wonder why there's a wocket in my pocket in my pocket What would you do if you found thing 1 in one pocket and thing 2 in your other pocket?
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard conceeds this point but more people made Chuck Norris jokes than Sanderson could keep up with.
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard counters this by writing even greater thing that Chuck Norris has done.
×
×
  • Create New...