The Wandering Wizard

His consultant was an urn dragon and things weren't looking good.

He was tied up by Butt and used in his rube goldberg machine to let the narrators know.

Butt thought up a unnecessarily complicated plan to reveal the truth to the narrators.

He planed to reveal the lesser truth that TLT was a tv program first.

He would reveal the ULTIMATE truth to them.

This unthawed the now glacier of rage as Butt Venture knew the perfect way to get back at the narrators.

I don't I'm afraid but I do like looking at the stars and looking for planets. TPBM doesn't know MHR monster classifications mean.

So Butt continued chomping through the ice cream

I am a windrunner so yes TPBM likes wyverns over dragons.

Yeah I suppose but I can teach you the ways of the dark side. Did I say that out loud

Cats rarely fall asleep in my lap and have only done so rarely. Check the AMA's TPBM prefers corn over peas

"Warning, Warning, there is a fire. Please remove yourselves from the fire while the firebots are released. The books will not be damaged," blares the voice system. "That will not work," chuckled wizard.

"I hope it's not going to eat me again," thought wizard. "As last time it took me years to get out."

"You have found the first game, if you can escape you will find a clue as there are clues hidden all around the library or you can try to search but you'll never find the exit that way," laughs Wizard from out side as all the exits slam shut trapping everyone in the clinic in except Wizard.

No.

Yes I do. It just has to be treated and doesn't affect me at all. TPBM wants questions asked in their AMA

"I'm not in here," laughs the book.

No. I have to take my socks of because I have a fungus on my foot. TPBM doesn't know what to say.

@Ta'veren Kaladin I joined the shard and I just posted lots of things I found funny and I got quoted in sharder one-liners within a few hours of joining the shard. It was: The cat in the hat went splat thing 1 and thing 2 didn't know what to do.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

The ice cream froze his rage over with layers of ice.

"Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, he'd better stop drinking dragon, or the Witherlord might just end another beneficial vodka-and-vodka soup incinerating extravaganza while flying and eating chartreuse rocket Humboldt penguins." Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture.

no a chromebook works TPBM has to take their socks as a result of the doctor's orders.

"Yellow-purple! You enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, he'd better stop drinking, or the Witherlord might just end another beneficial vodka-and-vodka soup incinerating extravaganza while flying and eating chartreuse rocket penguins." Screamed Darth Geronimo Stilton at Butt Ad Venture.