The Wandering Wizard

The group followed Alex and his dome protection shield into where Sequence was trapped.

I lose the game all the time if we count fiction I have exploded I believe as I died a lot in Metroid Dread

NHIE made a successful magic system

Best topping on a pizza

I can now go kill any skaa that I want without repercusions except for when kelsier comes for my head but that time comes for all noblemen

I haven't gotten drunk on dragon pee in a long time alright

TPBM wants to learn more about Monster Hunter Rise

That's great XD

"Probably as Sequence likes color and might be using it to escape."

25 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Storm it, people! I was winning for my entire life until I wandered onto this thread.

Now I have lost.

That is usually everyone's largest streak

How would one go about becoming Snape?

NHIE made someone lose the game.

True but I might make an exception for a hemalurgic beaver

NHIE been sorted as Slytherin

That was fun lets do it again!

When you become Samus.

"I don't know where to go but Alex might as he is probably serveral hundred years old." Replied Thom.

*Faint* makes me want to go to California to take Calc 3

What's the worst thing to say in TLT

Here you go @CalanoCorvus hope this helps you day go better

That was intended but not really

When you accidentally summon chaos

What's your favorite type of hot dog?

I caught lightning?

I may or may not have just learned that rule but then rectified my mistake.

I wasn't that hungry though.

When you become a Wizard.

Why do you want to go to college?

I can't smell

14 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

I wasn't actually trying to reference Elantris. A wyrm is another name for a dragon.

At least I thought.

They both work for sanderfans.

10/11 as I have no idea where it came from and not sure if I want to know.

Let's get people to down vote me

When you died 77 times in a row in a video game.

All the time

TPBM has died in a hunger game simulator

What do you want for christmas?

Far too many blights to keep track of

"Yes we must for if we don't we will all die." Said Thom.

"Yellow shoe, you enormous potato red-panda cheesy half-wit, he'd better stop imploding, or the president might just end another beneficial vodka-and-vodka soup incinerating contest while flying and eating charteuse rocket penguins." Said Geronimo Stilton.

Who is the most depressed?

THE LORD OF SCARS