The Wandering Wizard

"Very well." Alex picked up Nameless and carried him over the wall. "You must go up to the top of the green hill as you have a physical body now you can return to life."

Also do your classes go 1-7 or 2-8 as mine go 2-8.

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@Thaidakar the Ghostblood you forgot the rules of Balefire.

"Sure, but lets see if you are as good as Thom Merrillin," answered Wizard.

*Nameless appears at the wall of life and death* "Hello," said Alex. "Have you died I can take you back as this is the wall between life and death. You are on the death side of the wall but I can help you cross the wall if you wish."

1 hour ago, DramaQueen said:

"Awwh..." Radiant pouted. "But that's what makes it fun!"

"I have died before and been told what it feels like to die and it is rather painful."

1 hour ago, DoomStick said:

“Uhhhh sir? I just repaired that door.”

"I can fix the door." Cried Wizard as he waved his staff and the door was fixed.

No I do not

TPBM plays MHR

What killed you then?

@EmulatonStromenkiin I would like to hire you to kill some gods, would you be able to fit that in your schedule in a few years? As for all I know I could become one of the gods I am trying to kill.

"Yes where do I start the tour. I have uncut stones that can hold stormlight if cut properly in my adventuring bag." Alex replied.

Geysering feces reminds me of the penguins at the children's zoo I go sometimes with my family. The penguins are fun to watch poop because it explodes out their but and splatters on the wall behind them. You can see spots of the wall that are just white.

When I'm bored I like to read and I read books at a really fast rate and these are mini snipits of to quote Kung Fu Panda "Sheer Awesomeness."

How do I approach a tiger?

Gandalf arrived and pulled out more popcorn to eat. "Good show fellows just stab the stone to break it forever Nameless. Thaidakar if the axe gets you you will be sundered."

Corvus these are amazing as ever. I agree with @Morningtide this is a great notif to get. 

Granted. You are now Vector.

I wish to not have a mild insomnia that I occasionally have.

 "Here have the axe of Sundering" said Alex. "It will sunder anything and it was made completely by magic."

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The last three books are the best

28 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Oh, yeah. Frustration gave it to me. Or was that Callandor? I can't remember. Maybe both of them."

It was the Choedan Kal.

Slightly creepy doge dog.

"The Narrators thought this was hilarious, of course."

- @Nameless

Granted, you have now missed all your finals.

I wish for the cosmere to be real.

It's fun though 

Wizard vaporized the door and walked into the resturant. "Sure." Replied Wizard.

"I'm going to have to ask you some questions." said Alex.

"First have you been in contact with the male Choedan Kal recently?"

the cat in the hat

went splat

thing 1 and thing 2

didn't know what to do.