Ranryu
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I'm allergic to rabbits sadly but sure.1 -
SQUIRRELSpoilerWait what did I just walk into?
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Potato: *hits me*
me: are you clapping aggressively?Potato: there’s a difference between clapping and slapping.
me: *outside leads her hand*
Potato *hits me harder* I’m tapping, I’m tapping!And another one...
@Potato's Wit: Sandwich mitosis.
Me: Unlimited sandwiches! You eat one, and two more appear!
Potato: Just like Hydra!
Me: Hail Hydra!
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4 minutes ago, Laura said:
I'll add stuff later I guess, but yeah we'll see.
I've attached the map of Ryler.
Currently working on creating the creatures for Ryler (More info later (maybe)).
Is that inkarnate? I use that too!
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It is though, right? There's always someone screaming, and when people come to your house, they get assaulted by a tiny army of children.
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Welcome to the Shard!
Which cosmere character is your favorite so far?
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Are you sure it’s a good idea to drive your rocket in an umbrella factory?
You forgot to mention the flaming robot tenrecs of doom.
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Recent, of course. These came from last night.
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WE GOT HALCY QUOTES!!!
“I have a sword. It’s long and metal and covered in pink stuff.”
“I’m good at hitting things on accident.”
“My whole life is a lie.”
“Sometimes I like people who are weird, and sometimes I don’t like people who are weird and would rather throttle them over the hump of a camel.”
“I’m good at breaking things.”
”Dragons with explosive dynamite in their bellies and then they swallow the fire in their fire pouches thingies and then they go boom.”
“I can think, therefor the world is not a simulation. I have solved the problem.”
“If I am a simulation then whoever made the simulation is cruel and mean and I will kill them one day. Do not doubt me. I am capable of killing anyone I want to.”
*reads* “how to contact yourself in a parallel reality, and, how to shift reality.” *laughs* “which one should I read next?”
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Mmmm you know that feeling when your mom comes home and your brothers are covered in the remains of the popsicles that were supposed to be for everyone?
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27 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said:
"I tend to form connections to things that don't exist..." - @shortcake about Haly
"I never really noticed you in the sense of humor" - @shortcake to @The BookwyrmDid @shortcake ever interact with her?
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You steal it out from under other people's noses that's why
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"Who gave you permission to murder me?... Me? Oh, right." - @That1Cellist
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11 minutes ago, Kajsa
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Can I just say that this is literally us? xD
Yes this captures Haly pretty well, and I have been known to shout “DO IT!” when people talk about burning things
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Potato: I desire moisture.
Insanity: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.Potato: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Ranryu: On this moment or just my life in general?Ranryu: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Snail: I boiled gatorade.Bookwyrm: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.
Potato: So, you’re not going to share?
Bookwyrm: I’m not going to share.Potato, grinning: Before you were what?
Ranryu: Before I was-
Potato: What?
Ranryu: Before I was inter-
Potato: Before you were interrupted?
Ranryu: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Potato: What?
Ranryu: *makes frustrated sound*
Wizard, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.Wizard: I'm allergic to death.
Wittles: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
Wittles: You know, Potato, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Potato: ...
Potato: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.Cellist: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Ranryu: I’m worried about you.Potato: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Potato: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Ranryu: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Cellist: So did their neck.Ranryu: Please! Pretend I'm useful!
Potato: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
Snail: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Potato: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-Wizard: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Wittles: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Wizard: Because we're out of doritos.Wittles: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Wizard: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Cellist: I ate it too-
Wizard: See?
Cellist:: -On purpose...
Wittles & Wizard: ...What?Insanity: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Snail, exasperated: WHY?!?
Snail points at Potato: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Snail points at Cellist: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Snail points at Insanity: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Snail: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????Cellist: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
@That1Cellist, @TheGreatSnail @The Wandering Wizard @The Bookwyrm @InfiniteInsanity @Potato's Wit @Wittles of Shinovar
I think I went a little overboard...
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This was a conversation:
"Oh no! I can't remember how to gravity!" - @Wittles of Shinovar
"He decapitated me with a tree on Friday." - @The Bookwyrm
"*begins floating away*" - @Wittles of Shinovar
"Ouchiepouchie" - @Kajsa :)
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I'm tired of you yelling "potato!" all the time. Can you maybe not-
Their heads were crunchy when I stepped on them, but it didn't stop me from catching that frog.
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Where’d you get the idea to take over Florida via economic manipulation?
It wasn’t yummy like dog food…2 -
How about hourly?
TPBM really wanted to sleep in this morning.
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1. snarf
2. pediatrician
3. cholmondeley
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I don't care what they're going to say!
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Yes. aons/10
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Mmmm... cheese.
What if someone made carvings out of cheese like people do with soap? That would be so cool... and yummy.
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Yes yes yes as long as I'm not missing a solar eclipse somewhere.
TPBM has weird daydream-like thoughts randomly like tiny movies in their head.
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Did you know that our class voted you "Best Eggplant Of The Year" again?
Ah, that's unfortunate. I would've gone for the bedazzled dictionary, honestly.