Ranryu

"You're safe. Lerac healed you." Wynn turned to the healer. "Are you okay?"

"Be careful." Wynn cautioned. "If anything happens to you, my medical skills are limited to freezing you in a block of ice or sending someone else's soul to the shadow realm in trade for physical health."

"Hmm. This is different from my usual mode of interdimensional transportation." Wynn grabbed TAAron to make sure he wouldn't fall off.

Wynn pushed the duel runner through. "Come on guys."

Wynn responded by slinging TAAron over her duel runner's seat. "This is easier than carrying him."

Ah, if Potato was still allowed on the shard, she could tell you about Dirtchuck. Woodchuck's cousin. (don't ask)

I never said that wasps weren't important. They can be evil and vital to the environment. Mmm... Wasp larvae. I like it for the same reason I like eating meat. Kill those animals. Kill them dead! (Actually pigs can be kind of cute, but I have no guilt. Die chickens die you evil monsters)

Bees are the best insect, and I will stake my life on that. Wasps, however, are pure evil. *Releases giant wasps who have a grudge against anyone with a y chromosome.*

Wizard, the majority of the people you summoned are girls. Now there will be war. *releases attack bees*

Hello I am here now.

Wynn shook her head. "I'm sorry you had to feel that. Now do you see why we need to get him healed ASAP?"

I'm here! Hello fellow Players Of The Only True Woodwind Wait Insanity. I thought your loyalties were with colorguard?

"Are you okay?" Wynn looked concerned. "Who knows how his soul damage could affect other people."

Wynn looked thoughful. "Maybe... Not 'parents' exactly, but maybe something similar." She smiled. "It doesn't matter, anyway. Our main goal is healing TAAron. Are you sure you want to come?'

"Interesting. What's it like, having parents?" As she talked, Wynn ran a diagnostic on her duel runner's systems.

"Amazing! So you own some sort of plant shop?"

Wynn's smile was radiant. "That's the best thing I've ever tasted! What's it called?"

"I have no idea. I'm not familiar with the magic system. Tors seems alive, though." Wynn cautiously put the flower in her mouth.

"Tors is the trident. As I said, there's magic involved." Wynn accepted the flower warily. "Is it sour?"

Wynn shrugged. "Tors comes and goes. I'm not really sure how it works, but I know there's magic involved. TAAron could probably explain more, if he was awake. "But where are you from? Like, what dimension? How often do you worldhop?" As she said this, Wynn walked over to her duel runner and checked its holoscreen. "Nameless, can you get a portal open, or should we risk trying it my way?"

Wynn smiled back. "Speaking of being possessed, do you have any idea how or why it happened to you?"

Wynn thought for a second. "Well, possessed behavior aside, you seem like a good person. Your abilities are interesting, and I find it strange that you can stand eating that sour plant." Stupidstupidstupid. Yep. I am literally the only sane person in this dimension.

Wynn realized she was staring. Oops. "Sorry, you're fine. It's just, I've only met like six people ever, and two of them were cats and one was an angry god. Humanoids are so diverse!" Yep. That didn't sound crazy at all. Wynn internally facepalmed.

Welcome to the shard! Thoughts on pineapple pizza?